Vent thread

@Count Adramalekhovich Searmagomedov
That thing is like a burrito!

Do you keep your screen dimmed?

I’m most likely drunk if I was asking a nurse about Dim-Mak, that’s another story.

If a picture of mine gets downvoted to hell, might as well make a free picture of Downvote the Pony getting fat as my personal fuck you to those uncreative losers.

It’s a free gift for feeding the red beast of Tyr!

Just split tea on my Xbox One Controller like a fucking doof.

It’s fizzed out now, so I gotta use my backup wired controller.

I’m using the Wolverine controller, it’s a bit crappy but it’s built solid.

@TheSultanAkbar
How? I’d like my fetish ideas to look as nice as possible. Also, I’m not rich and I have already have three mobile Gacha game mouths to feed.

@Beth
Really now? What are your usual prices?

@HorsesandMuchMOAR
…I couldn’t imagine a reason.

@HorsesandMuchMOAR
How… pleasant.

@TheSultanAkbar
The mods would be happy if you fit each reply into one post.

@乃ﾑりん乇ﾑ尺ｲ
They’re two posts, hardly a headache

Bone piercing toothache……

@Count Adramalekhovich Searmagomedov
Got mouthwash?

I love all y’all. happy thanksgiving <3

@Red-Supernova
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/44724054/

I wish I could felt what the spirit of Thanksgiving is like.

Yet, your tradition basically translates to us Filipinos as Fiestas and New Year’s Eve buffet.

@Count Adramalekhovich Searmagomedov
The Season of Eating has only begun.

In 1621, the Plymouth colonists and the Wampanoag shared an autumn harvest feast that is acknowledged today as one of the first Thanksgiving celebrations in the colonies. For more than two centuries, days of thanksgiving were celebrated by individual colonies and states.

The Local McDonalds are suffering from Milk and Orange Juice Shortages.

We do indeed live in a society.

@Beth
Before they teamed up with the pilgrims and tried to have them kill rival natives…..

Fear struck their hearts as massive sails approached in the misty sunlight with deadly weapons aboard.

These are, the end of times.

We must, befriend, the white man.

@乃ﾑりん乇ﾑ尺ｲ
the Indians fought hard. we just happened to need the land more. because the biggest army in the world was going to slay us.

Another six miles in the cold traveled.

My body hurts now but it better thank me for it later.

I walked from like 11:00 to 2:20-2:30.

Welp, got my first copyright claim.

Not gonna dispute it though. It was a joke video, and I’m not making money off of any of my content regardless.

@Penguin Dragneel
What was the shitpost vid?

@CaptainXtra
Emo Peter from Spider-Man 3. The twist was that the footage was captured from a Cartoon Network broadcast.

And yes, it did actually air on CN.

Every time I some goon online say “X is the Y killer”, I just to roll my eyes; cause its been to done to death.

Every time someone online rolls their eyes I want to kill things.