Vent thread

I’ll create my own boxing gym and each punching bags will be named right after every assholes I encountered here on Derpibooru and social media.

I don’t care how big and strong he is, I would of tore this guy apart.

@乃ﾑりん乇ﾑ尺ｲ
They must have been scared of getting hurt or sued.

This time, he just casually punched the DJ for no apparent reason breaking his nose in the process after having plenty of good talks and accepting Conor’s party invitation.

Apples!

RED APPLES!

MAKE THEM ALL RED!

Almost every BP on this site is either a scared child or a standoffish as fuck asshole.

fucking hell, our washing machine died mid cycle filled with water, and no amount of percussive maintenance is waking it back up this time. fuck…

@intexda
Sounds like a defective water pump, those can be a humdinger to replace.

My condolences.

@Autumn_Shy
It’s possible. it’s done this a few times in the past, though percussive maintenance via lid slam usually fixed it.

I was so drunk last night I mooned the neighbor’s boyfriend and told him to eat my ass

@乃ﾑりん乇ﾑ尺ｲ
Haha, did they do that?

Managed to patch my skin back together after my hand got too close to the dog’s teeth.

@KolpSlack
Half a cheek was enough for two full eyes I’ll tell ya that much.

About to board a flight back home in Florida. Still nervous.

@KolpSlack
I hear there’s low oxygen on those planes.

I don’t know it if it’s my new wifi router, but my internet keeps disconnecting periodically and I have to wait until it connects again, it’s annoying.

@Myoozik
Same thing tends to happen on my tower gaming PC with its USB wi-fi adapter.

@Myoozik
Put one antenna up and the other one down.

Family member: Invites some other family members that I barely know about.

Me, with ASD, MDD and SAD: Why it had to be Social Interaction?!

Just landed.

@KolpSlack
jump again

I spent 4 motherf###ing hours running around town trying to get a Photo ID.

I got at the DMV around 7:45am, first in line and first inside. I found out both my social security and my birth certificate were copies, and therefore weren’t accepted.

So then I traveled to my mom’s, because we thought she had the originals. I get it, and I go back to the DMV. Turns out, the Social Securtiy was the right one, but my birth certificate was still wrong.

I finally just headed downtown and got a new version of it. So now, I have all the correct documents.

I head back to the DMV, and waited like an hour, only to find that the line was moving like molasses, and that their services would be slower than usual due to staff shortages.

So yeah, I’m in a pretty foul mood today.

@Penguin Dragneel
Which state? So I know where to avoid when I leave Utah…

Granted, every state’s DMV sucks, but I’m certain some are worse than others.

@Penguin Dragneel
Why do you censor your own swears again?

Fuck busy work, especially the kind handed down from management!

People blanking out their swears are fucking saints.