Vent thread

I need new friends.

@Flutter_Lover  
new friends need you :)

@Slingring  
i mean 90% of crimes need context to understand the whole thing  
but i cant think of any possible justifiable context in this one lol

@Slingring  
That’s now it usually works, but ok.

Mcdonalds has either stupidly strict employment guidelines or very shitty hiring managers.
 
My brother tried to work with them and was kicked out of orientation for not being clean-shaven.
 
Not on the actual job, but orientation.

XBOX MARKET IS PURE CRAP!

@WyrmSpawN  
They should have told him to shave when he was hired. Anyway, it’s dumb because beard nets exist.

I can never get my gardening done while up in the city. I have to travel out to my country home to enjoy the simple pleasures and it’s a 5 hour drive.
 
And my stay is always too short to do much.

@Zincy  
I wish we could all go get drunk and try some of your cooking.
 
Nothing beats booze and a good stew.

@ᏰᎯᎠᎻᎬᎯᏒᎿ
 
Beef stew and chili are two of my specialties. I have several recipes for both.
 
Including what I call atomic chili, which is basically a pot full of intense pain.

@Zincy  
A 5 hour drive for me would yield a nice little town less than 2 hours from Vegas. Probably one of the few small towns in the middle of nowhere I would want to live in.

I had a new manga volume come in today.
 
AND it was warped.
 
(sigh) Son of a b###h.

My shoulder has pain, and I don’t know why. Started the past few days.

@ᏰᎯᎠᎻᎬᎯᏒᎿ  
Bro you have to see Genndy Tartakovsky Primal. It bleeds your raw masculine energy, and transitioned me back into a man (jk, but maybe…)  
 
Adult Swim unlocked two more episodes to watch for free, but they locked the first two. You got to see the first two, but seeing any of it is good, start with episode three if you can’t find the first two.
 
Not a word is spoken in the series, everything is displayed through nature, and visual aggression. A mans family gets eaten by dinosaurs, and the man ends up befriending a dinosaur that had a similar fate (her babies got eaten by bigger dinosaurs). His new dinosaur friend tries to assert dominance over him, and he has to stand his ground against his new friend, and they learn to hunt together by cooperating instead of dominating each other.
 
@Penguin Dragneel  
Rightstuff has the Primal DVD, I want. My gaming computer doesn’t even have a dvd drive, I’ll rip it with my laptop.

@Beth  
I… ordered my manga from Books-A-Million.

@Penguin Dragneel
 
Books-a-Million still exists?

@Beth  
based, humans and dinosaurs could never cooperate.  
but my fucking shoulder… i need aspirin

@Zincy  
Yup.
 
To be fair, they sent me Spy x Family volume 2 in pretty good condition.
 
However, these last few volumes have been shipped in very flimsy paper-like packaging. And it somehow caused my copy of Demon Slayer volume 9 to get warped. (The spine was also misprinted, but that’s Viz Media’s fault, not BAMs)

@Slingring  
There is a lot of fantasy, there is cryptid creatures, and in one episode the main caveman guy stole a primate strength potion from a tribe of carnivorous monkies (that kidnapped him and threw him in a coliseum) , and turned into a king kong/doomguy strength beast.

@Zincy  
Uhhh.. what causes the pain?

Well apes. Monkies have tails and are generally smaller and more nimble. This was a tribe of apes that saw the caveman as a threat.

@Slingring  
Spice, i should hope.

@Slingring
 
@WyrmSpawN
 
I grow a small selection of some of the hottest peppers on the market that can grow in VA. I also allow them to crossbreed in random ways, which adds to the mystery factor. They then get added to chili.
 
 
I also make my own hot sauce. It is not for the faint of heart.

@Zincy  
I’m so resistant to hot foods, i actually get inflammation around my mouth and bladder spasms (not to mention violent diarrhea) because I can’t taste how much hot shit I put in my food.
 
I would often have soup with scarred jalapenos or serranos, then comes the red pepper, paprika and other things that aren’t as hot, but have rich flavor.
 
I couldn’t say it’s the hottest stuff, but the bladder problems are enough that I got to tone it down on the peppers. Jalapenos are more tasty than hot, but when they get the brown lines they’re hotter.

Had a bad dream of eating an infant raw and fucking my mom’s grandma in front of her for the price of nearly 2 million dollars.