Vent thread

@FliegerFaustToP47
 
Every good southern story starts with “watch this”.

@MagpulPony  
Oh damn man, im so sorry you lost everything, but you are okay right now? Like, not in need? Beacuse i’ve heard it’s hard to recover from that…

@FliegerFaustToP47  
Am I in need? Um, guess I would say no. Not in the food, water, shelter sense of things.

My stories typically began with me drinking something, and ended with me in bed with someone.
 
 
Not always a woman, but always a human.

@Zincy
 
Every good Venezuelan story starts with: “Marico, a que no haces esta vaina”  
”Dude, i bet you don’t do this shit”

@FliegerFaustToP47
 
I’ve heard that line before. Typically before redneck sets himself on fire.

@MagpulPony
 
Oh okay, well, im glad you are okay in those aspects of life. And i hope you get your money back, or well… part of it, anything it’s good! :D (Best pessimist award goes to me)
 
 
@Zincy
 
Where i did hear that one before…  
(No offense, i really did hear that one before)

@FliegerFaustToP47
 
Maybe me? I’ve probably used that line a few times. Most of my stories I’ve told start with alcohol or sex.
 
Hell, I’ve slept with a few folk from this site. One was one of the best lays I’ve ever had. He doesn’t lurk here much anymore.

@Zincy  
You reply faster than me :O!  

 
But yeah, that’s the favourite line here. Almost always you’ll hear it. Or similar variations, as “I bet that fool doesn’t do this shit” “Apuesto a que el mamahuevo ese no hace esta verga”. Or it starts with fights, either way it ends badly.

@FliegerFaustToP47
 
I ain’t got much else to do right now. Just jamming to music and drinking.
 
Holiday stuff.

@Zincy
 
No no, here in Venezuela, i’ve heard that sometime, damnit, stupid brain.

@FliegerFaustToP47  
Yeah I mean, could be worse. I live in a shithole now but hell, I still drive a hundred thousand dollar car and have most of my stuff, I’m just cash poor. Don’t even pay for cable TV anymore.

@Zincy  
I’ve got to do homework, but, as a good venezuelan, i leave everything for the last day at 12:00

@FliegerFaustToP47
 
That’s just a good young person.
 
I muddled my way through my first masters doing shit on the day of.
 
Finished with a 3.96 out of 4.00

@MagpulPony  
Oh wow, sorry by that, i hope you move away from that shithole and recover your financial stability that you once had.

@Zincy
 
Reminds me of a dialogue of school:
 
“Marico, me pasas la tarea de mate?”
 
“Mate no toca ahorita, toca después, ahorita es historia.”
 
“Ah, fresco pues… Mierda no hice los deberes de historia”
 
“Cállate pendejo, el profesor no se acordó!”
 
Another kid: “Profesor, no se le olvide los deberes de historia!
 
They beated that kid to death xD.
 
Translation
 
“Dude, gimme the homework of maths”
 
“Maths it’s not right now, it’s later, right now it’s history”
 
“Ah, fresh (Not worrying) then … Shit i haven’t done the history homework either”
 
“Shut up asshole, the teacher forgot it!”
 
“TEACHER, DON’T FORGET THE HISTORY HOMEWORK”

@FliegerFaustToP47  
I intend to. I get $150,000 dollars in 2023 at least. That should help a bit. Seems so far away though.

@FliegerFaustToP47
 
Fun fact, you’re speaking to an ex-professor.
 
 
We never forget the homework, we just choose not to remember.

@Zincy  
Hahaha, true fact, my mother it’s a teacher too xD.
 
And if they don’t that, they do the strategy of:
 
“You didn’t remind me, so everyone got 01” (Lowest grade, from 20 to 01)
 
 
@MagpulPony  
Oh, well, that should help you a little, but keep trying! don’t lose hope! Be Somnambula! (Now i sound like a fucking motivational poster xD, somebody please shoot me, im not venezuelan anymore! the real venezuelan it’s a son of a bitch! My existence it’s empty xD)

I am, currently surrounded by no less than 4 dead people. And this reassures me.
 

 
@FliegerFaustToP47
 
 
I was the opposite. I just gave my students A’s if they paid attention.

@Zincy  
Oh, now i realize i posted that backwards, it’s 01 to 20 (Lowest 01, highest 20), im seriously dumb.
 
Hehe, i honestly was always a kid of A and B’s (15 and higher), call me a nerd all you want, but the problem of getting those grades it’s that your parents get severely acquainted to it. I didn’t got any gift for good grades, and im expected to maintain a killstreak of 20’s, while others get Iphones 69 for getting C and D (10). (Sometimes i wonder how they eat, that shit costs atleast 5 years salary)
 
Not bragging, and sorry if it did sound like that.
 
Why you are reassured by that? They were trying to kill you and you grabbed a nearly AR-15 XD?

@FliegerFaustToP47  
I know. I am. I have no intention of staying here in this gross apartment in this complete failure of a state known as California.

I can’t stop sneezing. Is someone talking about me?

@MagpulPony
 
Wow, California it’s that bad? i heard they had nice beaches.  
I hope everything goes excellent on your life, and you get out of that to a better neighbourhood :D.
 
^{Shit, i reposted this in the wrong neighbourhood}

@FliegerFaustToP47
 
Not that kinda dead. The honored dead.
 
 
Right now I’m standing in a bar I built with my own hands. Behind me are three Steins, each has a set of ashes in it. Ashes of the long dead, and the near dead. And I drink to them every time I’m down here.
 
 
That’s the part that reassures me. Because my ancestors watch over me.