Vent thread

My mom's birthday is about a week from now, I'm going to orchestrate one serious surprise party for her.

@someguy111
Try putting up cameras in the house just to fuck with him.

Hospital beds fucking SUCK!!!!

@someguy111

@RadioDemon
There must be a better way, according to my psychologist, he is a "dangerous criminal-minded narcissistic sociopath", his biggest weakness, and why he's trying to demonize me, is his ego. This man thinks he is a god, that he can do no wrong and that everyone is beneath him. After breaking into my bedroom and ransacking it, all while knowing I was at work and I couldn't do a thing about it, much less even know about it, he then texted me that I am a demon of sin and that I needed serious help but if I watch this Joel Osteen video he linked me I would be cleansed of my evil. Yes, he plays the holier-than-thou act.

The most effective thing is to hit him where it hurts, to have a real Christian man tell him right to his face he is a liar and a fake; to have a real macho man tell him he is just a spoiled controlling child that manipulates and demonizes people in order to get his way, basically an adult version of Eric Cartman.

Eric Cartman? Maybe you should tell him that.

You made me think he beats her or something.

Those who always claim to fight for "the right reasons" are the most crooked ones of all.
ALWAYS!

Humanitarianism is just exploitation disguised as "helping people".

@ЅℰℒᎯℙℋℐℰℒ
Lets blow up the earth

@ЅℰℒᎯℙℋℐℰℒ
I'm ready to put my foot in your ass for "the right reasons".

@ᏰᎯᎠᎻᎬᎯᏒᎿ
You're assking for it!

@ЅℰℒᎯℙℋℐℰℒ
I am not the king of ass!

That is Zincy.

@ЅℰℒᎯℙℋℐℰℒ
Give me your oranges.

@ЅℰℒᎯℙℋℐℰℒ
So is fighting for humanity considered an act?

@ЅℰℒᎯℙℋℐℰℒ

Those who always claim to fight for "the right reasons" are the most crooked ones of all.
ALWAYS!

Humanitarianism is just exploitation disguised as "helping people".

@MagpulPony

@ЅℰℒᎯℙℋℐℰℒ
Lets blow up the earth

@ᏰᎯᎠᎻᎬᎯᏒᎿ

@ЅℰℒᎯℙℋℐℰℒ
I'm ready to put my foot in your ass for "the right reasons".

@Flutter_Lover

@ЅℰℒᎯℙℋℐℰℒ
So is fighting for humanity considered an act?

Guys, come on. Can we at least think this through? 😓

Sure things aren't what we expected to be in this year, and I understand. But couldn't we at least think about this before we end up saying some apocalyptic words? There's still time for us to live. There has to be another way for us to live our lives. Deon, remember what you said to me? I should've listened to you in the first place. So I'm gonna say it. Do any of you really want to cut it short? Why have a life so short when you're destined to live long by making the right choices? Please think about it. It's gonna be okay. I know it's not, but trust me. It will be somehow. It's gonna be okay.

This has honestly been the kind of night where I wish I drank so I could just drown out the sorrows of life in a bottle of alcohol and forget everything for just a few hours of blissful ignorance.

@MagpulPony
It's better than porn

@MagpulPony
You don't have to be a drinker to drink.

Just go buy a beer.

I killed a bottle of tequila last night

I was getting stoned drinking with my mom.

Some cheap red wine.

I feel like sleeping in before I get to work.

@Shylover
The way I see it you can either be happy or sad, the choice is yours.

There was a threat to my life last week from the storm and I didn't even care, this is my life and I'll keep living until the end.

@Ninji
Would probably catch Coronavirus buying beer anywhere in this gem of a place.

@MagpulPony
Well once you start drinking corona virus is no longer your biggest health concern.

@Ninji
Well I was just venting. I don't plan on it. Just got more bad news today and im so sick of feeling like the hits just never stop anymore.

I’m getting released today. In the middle of a storm.

@KolpSlack
You can do that angry stormy thing

Veteran actor and meme legend Wilford Brimley has passed away at the age of 85

My life expectancy has become laughable.