Vent thread

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum

Fifteen men on a dead man’s chest

Drink and the devil had done for the rest

The mate was fixed by the bosun’s pike  
The bosun brained with a marlinspike

@Hollowfox Jaeger  

@Hollowfox Jaeger  

I’m missing the site layout the same way I missed the ending of FiM wtf

My village, as in literally the very village where my house is located has confirmed it’s first case of the coronavirus.
 
 
It’s a 64 year old male, now we’re all being briefed by our homeowners officials and the local authorities block to block to trace those people who have previously interacted with him.
 
We’re all gonna have to get disinfected/sprayed by this.

My brother, 9 years my senior, just lost his job as manager at a metal fabrication plant. He was earning Big money and now he cant pay his rent. I’ve offered him and his family rooms at my place until he gets another job but He’s to ashamed/prideful to accept.
 
He’s a proffessional who’s more successful than I’ll ever be, He’ll get back on his feet in time. Everyone goes through hard times, especially right now So theres no shame in accepting help from family.

@Terminal Red  
That sucks, I know the feeling. Right now in fact.

Please, no…..no….. don’t take my dad. He’s fine. Not today…..
 
Dad’s having trouble breathing, and he’s at the hospital. He’s still mobile and on his feet. It’s not the symptoms of “bat flu”, but just tightness of his chest and spike coughing. Better than the alternative, but still please 2020, don’t take him.

@Flutter_Lover  
I really hope he’ll make it.  
You need all the willpower, hope and good news in these times.

@tehwatever  
I’ll even pray to the universe that he makes it…and this isn’t the first time this happened. One time, he blacked out and he had two heart surgeries. Two.

Update: He’s currently stable and he’s incubated. That is certainly good news, that he’s still alive.

What the God damn fuck is all that fucking noise?
 
It’s beating the living shit out of me!
 
God damn I hate Mexicans.

@Count Adramélekh Sear  
I’m acting as if I got it.
 
I got pnumonia, mom got double pneumonia (probally from me). Even if it’s not corona, nobody needs pneumonia right now.

@Badheart  
When people get on drugs they think loud noise is the coolest shit in the world. Then when they come down they realize they permanantly fucked up their hearing.

@Ninji  
I’m well aware I’ve been drinking.

I gotta pee but too lazy to get up.

@OldMangyMutt  
Then piss the bed >=P

@TheHappySpaceman
 
Tbf, I feel like a lot of April Fool’s jokes in the past several years have just been really cruel (“Hey, here’s this cool thing we know lots of people would enjoy - APRIL FOOL’S!”).

@Jarkes  
Someone decided to do a joke about the director of Thor 4 backing out over creative differences, which most people would have assumed meant the much hoped for LGBT rep wasn’t going to happen, like why the fuck would you do that?

This isn’t directed at anyone, I can’t stand people who are armed to the teeth so they can act like a jackass.

My grandma….
 
To put things short. She ain’t recovering…  
It’s expected that anytime within these few days, she’s…

@Selaphiel  
Well, i suggest you make peace with her while you can.