Vent thread

Its my birthday… and yet I don’t particularly feel good about it.

@Background Pony #9902  
I know that feeling. Happy birthday regardless.

@MagpulPony  
Ain’t it Saturday? Sleep in.

I slept in all yesterday.
 
Many crazy dreams. Woke up and it was cold and my cat was snuggled up next to me. She was in the underwater dream.
 
There was a violent doom dream. Two dreams where my dad and sister lived with us, both in different settings.
 
A dream where the room had an invisible water level with an amphibious cat. Playing with a water cat was great. I actually have lots of underwater dreams, but this time I couldn’t see the water, but I can rise above it and splash it around.
 
A lot of dreams are poorly lit, like shopping at a store and all the lights are off.
 
Having coffee withdraw. No caffeine in the house today I’m going to use albuterol instead.

Bad case of butterfingers, today. Spilt a third of my Pepsi and almost dropped my phone in the toilet…and it’s only 8 in the morning!

@Lord Goku  
Why were you drinking Pepsi so early in the morning?

I ripped my pants this morning when I inadvertently did the splits across some bigot git who spilled oil on the ground. After it was turned into a slip-and-slide on the concrete, I decided to take some four year old laundry detergent and liberally sprinkled it over the oil spill, in hopes that will soak it up and dry it out. Tried washing myself vigorously, but the oil sticks no matter what.
 
 
@Ninji
 
I usually don’t remember my dreams, but the ones I do remember are either weird, don’t make any sense or otherwise just unorthodox. I once had a dream my friend vored some mini skeleton, then it got absorbed and reincarnated into the black void as Jake the Dog from adventure time.
 
 
@Lord Goku
 
I know this feeling all too well. My so-called “waterproof phone” was dropped in the toilet years ago into pissy water that someone didn’t flush. Suffice to say, the phone was completely fried.

@Anonycat  
Supplemental caffine, because a cup of coffee isn’t always enough and they don’t serve coffee at work.

Ugh!
 
I keep getting these junk and spam calls every fucking morning usually around some specific time. You block one number, they come with another.

@Selaphiel  
Call your phone company, they probably have a service that can filter any numbers you don’t list.

@Selaphiel  
I leave this fucker off when I’m not using it.

I can barely stay awake today and I think I’m getting a mild headache, but my fat bitch of a supervisor drags out a HUGE HOT ORDER to be done by the end of the day.
 
Can’t this kind of shit wait until Monday?

Remember that Gilette commercial that pissed everyone off? The one that said men are just a bunch of violent obnoxuois abusive gorillas? Well now Taylor Swift has gone full SJW too
 
First the Australian fires, Coronavirus, stocks tumbling and now this. 2020 is not looking good for humanity.

@someguy111  

 
FTFY!

@someguy111
 
You mean the commercial that said SOME men were like that and to not be that kind of person but instead a better person, but people like you completely misunderstood this?

@Jarkes  
Yep, that’s the one.

@someguy111  
That Gilette commercial was pathetic. Everything is political. Another reason I miss living a decade ago.

@someguy111  
There’s always the dark ages before the enlightenment.

@Jarkes  
Oh right, that was the one with black cockblocker, friend, wasn’t it?

@WyrmSpawN  
Yup.

Ok how the hell does this even happen.  
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@Pone 2.0  
I don’t know but it’s porn.

@Badheart  
I’m talking about the comments BTW.

@Pone 2.0  
Really stupid arguments, we’ll just leave it at that.

@Pone 2.0  
Dumbasses by the masses.