I ripped my pants this morning when I inadvertently did the splits across some bigot git who spilled oil on the ground. After it was turned into a slip-and-slide on the concrete, I decided to take some four year old laundry detergent and liberally sprinkled it over the oil spill, in hopes that will soak it up and dry it out. Tried washing myself vigorously, but the oil sticks no matter what.
@Ninji
I usually don’t remember my dreams, but the ones I do remember are either weird, don’t make any sense or otherwise just unorthodox. I once had a dream my friend vored some mini skeleton, then it got absorbed and reincarnated into the black void as Jake the Dog from adventure time.
@Lord Goku
I know this feeling all too well. My so-called “waterproof phone” was dropped in the toilet years ago into pissy water that someone didn’t flush. Suffice to say, the phone was completely fried.