Vent thread

Why do I feel bad about stealing?

@KolpSlack
 
Basic morality and empathy.

@Zincy  
What do you mean?

I went to cookout because they have free kids meal on Tuesday but my dumbass forgot it was Wednesday.

Why must parents be like this? No matter how good you are, how well you’re doing, they will always find a way to bring you down or accuse you of slacking off.

i think i broked my penis.

@TheHappySpaceman  
Relatable.

@LightningBolt  
You could get all A’s each semester for years and your parents will be momentarily happy, but you get one C and they will never let you live it down.

@TheHappySpaceman  
I wake up perfectly at the right time for two weeks, and one day I sleep in and I am terrible. :v

@TheHappySpaceman  
Wow, I can relate to that.

I think I threw my back out.

@Hollowfox Jaeger  
@LightningBolt  
It honestly annoys me. Every time my dad comes to my place, he’s like, “This place is a mess! Why don’t you clean it?”
 
Is it not enough that I’m getting good grades and not wanting to kill myself? Geez…

Speaking of which, ugh. I just checked my grades and it turns out I got a D on my last test in Audio Devices.
 
This is the first D I’ve ever gotten on a test since high school and it happened at the worst possible time. My dad is going to flip.
 
…Though honestly, the more that I think about it, it kinda really bothers me that my dad still demands to know my grades even now that I’m in college and living on my own. Like, is it normal for parents to do this? It seems kinda intrusive to me.

Reorganizing my Twitter is going to be a pain in the ass for me. Then I’ll have to decide if I want to delete Tumblr since it’s dead for most people.

@Background Pony #44B3  

 
May want to see a doctor about that.

What is this, Shit-Load-Of-Mashed-Potatoes day?!  
HUH?!

@Background Pony #44B3  

 
Damn, I hate when that happens.

@KolpSlack
 
It’s worldwide “Punch someone in the face” day!

@LadyTheRainicorn
 
No.

@LadyTheRainicorn  

That’s July 24th
 
@KolpSlack  

 
That’s Thanksgiving.

I wish my colon didn’t rule my life…

@Autumn_Shy  
You too, huh? What do you have, UC? Crohn’s disease? I had ulcerative colitis. Then they took my colon out and gave me a Frankensteined digestive solution called a “J-pouch” late last year. My UC is cured but now I shit 10-15 times a day. But hey, at least I won’t get colon cancer in my future!

Someone asked if I was trans.
 
Oops, no. 96% male alpaca, 4% titanium.
 
 
I do love both kinds of trans and gender neutral people. They’re so endearing, but I also love cis people.

@Ninji  
I’ve gotten shit because I’d overmasturbate and my name is Gabriel.

@Badheart  
People try to say that masturbation feminizes men.
 
I’m not sure, it probally makes us lazy though.
 
Gabriel is a badass name though. It means the messager of God in Hebrew and Arabic.