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Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
Twinkling Balloon - Took part in the 2021 community collab.
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2020) - Took part in the 2020 Community Collab
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2019) - Celebrated Derpibooru's seventh year anniversary with friends
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2018) - Celebrated Derpibooru's six year anniversary with friends.
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
Magnificent Metadata Maniac - #1 Assistant
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2017) - Celebrated Derpibooru's five year anniversary with friends.

Pomegranates :P
@LeoNero  
Damn right they are.
 
People aren’t going outside or doing other activities much. I partly blame the ever increasingly absurd work schedules driven by ridiculous societal demands that’s taking away free time people would normally spend their families and doing other things.  
Don’t forget the rising costs of leisure activities coinciding with stagnant wages.
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One-Star Dragon Ball - For supporting the site
Happy Derpy! - For site supporters
Bronze Supporter - Bronze Supporter
Lunar Supporter - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Dream Come True! - Participated in the MLP 9th Anniversary Event
Wallet After Summer Sale -
A Tale For The Ages - Celebrated MLP's 35th Anniversary and FiM's 8th Anniversary
Artist -

Zamasu
Seriously, my boss can suck a big fat one!
 
I just found out why she makes us (usually me) count out all the parts in a particular bin every time the welders claim that parts are missing. It’s a form of MASS PUNISHMENT! MY WHOLE TEAM (and by that, it’s mostly me) gets punished for the incompetence of one of its members! There are times I’d rather be written up and/or fired for incompetence than counting out another god damn bin!
 
Fuck work!
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Toola Roola - For helping others attend the 2019 Community Collab
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2019) - Celebrated Derpibooru's seventh year anniversary with friends
A Really Classy Artist - 250+ images under their artist tag
A Tale For The Ages - Celebrated MLP's 35th Anniversary and FiM's 8th Anniversary
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2018) - Celebrated Derpibooru's six year anniversary with friends.
Helpful Owl - Drew someone's OC for the 2018 Community Collab
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2017) - Celebrated Derpibooru's five year anniversary with friends.
Best Artist - Providing quality, Derpibooru-exclusive artwork
An Artist Who Rocks - 100+ images under their artist tag
Artist -

Spent years thinking steroids go into veins. I thought the muscle injections where only for specific areas.
 
Trans friend thinks I deserve the Darwin award.
 
Alexa play Lincoln Park, idc which.
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Silly Pony - Celebrated the 13th anniversary of MLP:FIM, and 40 years of MLP!
Thread Starter - Started a thread with over 100 pages
Shimmering Smile - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of Equestria Girls!
Lunar Guardian - Earned a place among the ranks of the most loyal New Lunar Republic soldiers (April Fools 2023).
Flower Trio - Helped others get their OC into the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.
Roseluck - Had their OC in the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.
King Sombra - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of The Crystal Empire!
A Lovely Nightmare Night - Celebrated the 12th anniversary of MLP:FIM!
Princess of Love - Extra special version for those who participated in the Canterlot Wedding 10th anniversary event by contributing art.
Tree of Harmony - Drew someone's OC for the 2022 Community Collab

seventh layer of hair
I got so bored, I made a hypothetical tropical cyclone WIKIPEDIA PAGE STYLE in which the storm will absolutely annihilate my place in the next couple of months.
Typhoon Mitag
Typhoon Mitag, also known as Super Typhoon Ramon in the Philippines, was the most intense tropical cyclone and the most intense landfalling tropical cyclone ever recorded in modern meteorological history. Upon making landfall in the Philippines, it caused cataclysmic damage on the entirety of Luzon, particularly on the nation’s capital, Manila. It is also the deadliest Philippine typhoon on record, and the deadliest tropical cyclone since Cyclone Nargis in 2008 killing more than 10,000 people on that country alone. It is also the most destructive typhoon on record and also caused the worst financial and economical crisis in the Philippines which costs at around ₱2.78 trillion PHP ($52.9 billion USD) making it the costliest Pacific typhoon, and the costliest non-Atlantic hurricane on record.
                             Typhoon Mitag (Ramon) 
                                    Typhoon (JMA) 
                   Category 5 super typhoon (SSHWS) 






                                  [insert image here] 
“Typhoon Mitag at it’s record peak strength on October 16 while approaching Manila, Philippines”
Formed October 7, 2019
Dissipated October 23, 2019
Highest winds 10-min sustained: 295 km/h (185 mph)
1-min sustained: 375 km/h (230 mph)
wind gusts: 425 km/h (265 mph)
Lowest pressure 850 hPa (mbar); 25.10 inHg
(Worldwide record low)
Fatalities 10,483 confirmed, 4,882 missing
Damage $53.4 billion (2019 USD)
Areas affected Micronesia, Philippines, Vietnam, Thailand,
South China, Laos
               Part of the **2019 Pacific typhoon season** 
History
• Meteorological history
Response
• Humanitarian response
Other wikis
• Commons: Mitag images
 
I may regret doing this if this would ACTUALLY DO happen in real life.
 
Everyone will regard me a Nostradamus.
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One-Star Dragon Ball - For supporting the site
Happy Derpy! - For site supporters
Bronze Supporter - Bronze Supporter
Lunar Supporter - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Dream Come True! - Participated in the MLP 9th Anniversary Event
Wallet After Summer Sale -
A Tale For The Ages - Celebrated MLP's 35th Anniversary and FiM's 8th Anniversary
Artist -

Zamasu
@Selaphiel  
What a big fat bitch, you mean. She’s one of those “body positivity” type of women. Bill Lumbergh from Office Space would be an improvement over her.
 
It’s not me that keeps fucking up, it’s one of my underlings.
 
But my boss apparently doesn’t care who exactly is responsible for all the mistakes in our kits. After all “wE’Re A tEaM, aNd We OnLy SuCceEd aS a Team!”
 
I stopped trying to figure out overly bureaucratic dickish managers. It’s only stressing me out faster. Besides, it won’t be a problem once I figure out how to turn my art talents into a full-time gig I can actually be proud of.
Lord WyrmSpawN
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Thread Starter - MLP G5 Discussion and Speculation Thread
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2019) - Celebrated Derpibooru's seventh year anniversary with friends.
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2018) - Celebrated Derpibooru's six year anniversary with friends.
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2017) - Celebrated Derpibooru's five year anniversary with friends.
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Lingering Wyvern
While at work today, a customer complained to my coworker that someone took a drink from one of the shelves, drank it and then put it back on the shelf. Me and him spent like 5 minutes sorting through every bottle and can on the aisle trying to find it but we couldn’t. First off, why the fuck would you do that? That’s fucking disgusting. Second, you can get someone else sick if you do that. I seriously hope that an unknowing customer who buys that drink doesn’t get sick because of someone else’s dickery.
 
It’s thievery is what it is.
Moving On
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2020) - Took part in the 2020 Community Collab
Wallet After Summer Sale -

Is one year of college good enough? I’m too poor to afford more years so I need to know if it’s worth going there or just stick to community college.
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