Vent thread

Fun fact, fart humor is old as dirt. One of the oldest surviving humor manuscripts had fart jokes in it, there are a few Iron age etchings that appear to depict people farting, and there used to be an entire sub-section of the French humor scene that involved professional farters.

That’s one thing that will exist as long as humanity endures.

@Zincy
Then why don’t I find it so funny nowadays?

I’m getting that bug to commission more people, but I’ve been starting to get conservative with my money and only taking it one at a time each week, but I’ve been getting the temptation to ask for more and it’s slowly eating me.

@Count Oxymagomedov Sear
I’ve heard of that, that sounded really bad

@Zincy
There was even a performer from France who called himself Le Petomane (Fartomaniac) who had the ability to fart on command and move air around his rectum to entertain people.

@Mr.Myoozik
I get that feeling a lot.

It’s nuts to think that all the destinations we went to in Davao last year all have been struck by an earthquake exclusively this year. It’s fucking unbelivably coincidental.

February, a 5.9 struck and the epicenter was near our grandauntie’s house in Monkayo.

March, a 6.0 struck and the epicenter was near the Spring Resort we swam and stayed all night into in Nabunturan.

And now, a powerful 7.6 struck off the coast of Hinatuan, Surigao Del Sur. The place where we had multiple trips in Tinuy-an Falls, Sibadan Fish Cage Hotel and Enchanted River.

Gonna bring this here because I’m still pretty pissed about this. Weeb is a stupid term and the so called weeb phase is even more stupid. Liking things is liking things. Liking anything Japanese is not a bad thing, and liking anything Japanese doesn’t make you a weeb.

To me, weeb represents an extreme.

I like anime, Japanese snack foods, Japanese games, and elements of Japanese culture. But I wouldn’t consider that weebish.

People who utterly obsess over Japanese culture, and make it their entire identity, those are weebs.

Any hobby can be taken to an…uncomfortable degree. Now, I’ll never judge them for their likes. I 100% believe that as long as someone isn’t hurting anyone without their consent, anything they’re into is fine and their business. Unless they start trashing other people’s hobbies for not being Japanese. Then I’ll run them through the wringer.

I’m thinking of leaving.

I just got a Christmas tree yesterday and the cat’s pissed on it. Why? The cat has a clean litterbox. There’s no reason for that.

I’m going to put some spiked mats around the tree.

@kleptomage
Cat’s gotta mark their territory. Pissing on things is how they do it.

@ᎶㄖҜㄩ 乃ㄥ卂匚Ҝ
I’m pretty sure that’s dogs you’re thinking of.

@kleptomage
Cats do it too.

i.e. you can’t be mad at gen alpha’s skibidi toilet level 10 gyatt because they’re in essence, fart jokes.

My Internet today has been horseshit. Slow as molasses and then it just craps the bed entirely until the router is reset. Can’t even finish working on my music lists with my wifi acting like a little bitch.

>Sees a meme about r/makemesuffer
>Someone warned me in the comments not to go there
>I search it up anyway
>mfw r/makemesuffer

Apparently, there were 3 dead oarfishes found washed ashore in Surigao Del Sur last October.

My convincement for them fortelling earthquakes now grows higher.

@Professor Venturer
If you think that subreddit is bad, some old college buddies told me about one called r/50/50 where the post is blurred and you don’t know if you’re gonna get either something innocent and wholesome or something disgusting and gory.

Why is it I am comfortable with dangerious tools? Yet, when I am in crowds my anxiety overwhelms me. I went groceryshopping today and had a momment.

A women left her cart in a check out line. Was nowhere in sight so I moved it. At the last moment she came by and about went off on me.

Though I had every right to be angry I was ambarrased. I should have just backed away and let her shiw off. However, I said a few things out of anger.

I apologized knowing I too made a scene out of it. Though it took a while for my anxiety to settle down. Like worst case scenario people think I am a jerk. I spend hours alone in my craft anyway. Not like when I am working with electricity and could become injured if I become careless.

@LP2Lily
Dangerous tools wouldn’t argue with you when they’re the ones that hurt you. People would do anything in their power to make sure they’re “right” even when they’re not.

It’s like somehow talking to pets is easier even though they can’t speak at all, because they won’t argue back and they’re not arrogant and self-centered.

@WaynePonePone
Also, pets lack judgement.
Although some are not as trusting as others; but that’s usually due to trauma.

Regardless, pets also have a sixth sense. Something that humanity lacks.

@ИІЯІЖIRIN
Yup, my cat and dogs never judge me ever. Them not trusting is just survival instinct. There is nothing survival about getting mad at someone who’s just doing their job.

I’ve been worried about what happened to my relatives in Mindanao because of this earthquake and now there’s ANOTHER ONE that happened here in my place too holy shit…

I felt like I was shoved from where I’m sitting on my bed. 5.7 is that strong.

Damn! I can’t get Dolby Atmos on Disney+ because I don’t have the premium plan.

I can get Atmos on Netflix, though. I have it’s premium plan…for 4K video.