Vent thread

I can’t eat after ten for me.

Lmao this guy he just had fun pissing everybody off in that arena after he beat their guy and took his championship title in his hometown. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Brazil will always remind us how they handle their L’s.

@tehwatever, take a look at this shit 🤣🤣🤣😭😭

Basically, Brazil brought the worst outta themselves last night on UFC.

Throwing random shit at the Mexican fighter who won the title from their countryman, and then walking out of the arena when their other man also lost to an American… And even their own Brazilian idol called them out for treating those winners like garbages without respect? I swear these people are all a bunch of uneducated monkeys in all types of sports who get easily triggered when they can’t handle a loss.

Colby Covington was right about Brazil being a dump.

@Khamzat Chimaev
I can’t imagine if Makhachev mid-diffed Oliveira in Brazil the way he did in Abu Dhabi omgg. The amount of salt the brazil fans woulda got…

@Khamzat Chimaev
But Chevy is so much better than Ford!

@Badheart
Yes because LS engines are best engines :D

I wish people would stop forcing me to dislike the MCU and watch other movies.

@Hollowfox, Always The Worst Person
no one is forcing you to dislike anything

@Hollowfox, Always The Worst Person
Don’t treat anything movie Twitter says seriously. They think the MCU is as much of a hellspawn as shows about actual hell. Don’t look at the YouTube videos either. Hatred is the easiest way to get views.

Someone threw their literal shit in the bathroom.

What makes Dark Humor hit or miss for you?

Like where does this land for ya:

I’m 34 years old outside but I still feel like I’m 15 years old inside. Why?!

My mom doesn’t get the concept of indirectly saying things.

I tell you she casts down my feelings as irrational all the time, she’s says she didn’t say that. Because no normal person would, she says to the effect of, “Oh well, just going on.” Which i why I don’t seek her out when I have pain to share. Overtime, this does things to a person.

Like, she says unsubtly that i just cannot make it on my own financially. I disagree, because this entire house is a monument to her bad purchasing decisions. I at least know how to save money. She’s buying children’s toys every week and pretends she’s selling them off at rate that’s even close to acquisition.

All this because the job recently puts me days off a chunk at a time. So less hours, but wouldn’t be ruinous to my bank accounts. And the job takes alot out of me, i deserve the break. But in her mind, I need to be working constantly. More money, more money. God knows what for. She tallied up our bills once, it was hardly more than one check for me, and I graciously paid for it to no damage to myself. Should have known it was throwing money into an ungrateful hole.

I consulted doctor because I have spawned another boil on my hips and on my scrotum after the first one on my ass had healed. It turns out I have been infected by the staph bacteria. 😷

@Khamzat Chimaev
Oh dear. They might put you in Tetracycline or something.

gaining weight is impossible without fucking myself up. My diet is two thirds carbs, I don’t gain weight because my blood sugar doesn’t spike, I dislike sweet things and large meals.

I hate how dumb even Google is with health information. It’s oversimplified, and curated towards mass disease (health information presented with the assumption that you’re diseased.)

3 square meals a day is garbage. No fucking animal decides 3 exact points in the day to eat, they just eat. All that ‘snacking’ to avoid is actually how humans are supposed to eat.

Not to mention these ‘3 meals’ are ridiculous in size. Our stomachs expand for survival reasons, not date night (the rest of our entrails are tiny). If you need to stretch your stomach to not feel hungry, you got a ghrelin fuckup, and better get used to lots of salad until you can correct it.

Blaming carbs is stupid, unless you’re blaming refined sugar in particular. Carbohydrates are a vital energy source. Humans have been on grain heavy diets for thousands of years. Obesity sprung up when we started dumping sugar into everything.

One sleep a day isn’t natural to humans. that comes from industrial revolution bullshit “8 hours sleep 8 hours work 8 hours recreation” this is not for your health, this is for profits.

We’re programed with stupid shit from the industrial revolution and great depression. You are not the reason you’re fat, obesity wasn’t even a thing until we started bulking food with refined sugar and over-medicating people to farm insurance money. Why must we come up with all this bullshit to dance around the fact that obesity was a very rare thing only a few generations ago?

If you have insurance you’re doctor is going to say “we need to keep you on this medication.” If you don’t have insurance they say “We need to get you off this medication”. Now i can’t tell you what to stop taking, that’s not my job or responsibility.

America wants you to be depressed, and overweight, and heavily medicated. You are nothing but a resource to be harvested. Depressed people work dead end jobs longer, and when their health fails all their life savings is taken away by medical debt. Real shit that health authorities wouldn’t risk their success to tell you, they got their hands in the cookie jar.

I’m beginning to think all these diets do make people lose weight. It takes about 3lbs from their skull.

Karen meme is real holy fuck. At work the only 3 negative experiences I have ever had were with customers legit named karen. Do they know and try to live up to it or something? Almost tempted to just have some sort of “issue” when the next person named karen shows up.

@Beth
Well, I eat 2 meals per day lately, I lost weight and felt better.

Screw 3 meals system, they are in fact really bullshit as you said.

@CaptainXtra
Based Mike Wazowski

I can’t eat more than once a day without feeling terrible for the next three days.

@Background Pony #CFE3
That’s good.

Now there is a difference between losing weight and simply not gaining it. Once you’re ideal weight, you can pretty much eat whatever you want so long as it’s not causing dramatic increases in blood sugar. However the internet doesn’t seem to know this, google anything about ‘how to eat’, and the results will be for ‘how to lose weight’

A weight loss diet is going to have to put some unnatural pressure on your body. the same way the body was pressured into making fat in order to get its blood sugar into safe ranges.

the problem with starvation diets, is that the basal metabolism will slow to a crawl to save resources. You’ll temporarily lose weight, but then put it right back on the moment you put a lemon wedge in your water. You’ll also miss out on vital food components that raise metabolism. Double fucked.

the body doesn’t like to let go of fat just for the sake of getting rid of it. The body tries to maintain its shape until it is forced to change.

Cardio tricks your body into thinking there is danger. Don’t eat before the workout. A complex hormone response most known for adrenaline will free energy from your fat cells, so you can escape the imaginary tiger behind your treadmill. Resistance training doesn’t actually do this very well, but better than nothing.

If someone is significantly overweight heart complications can make weight loss more dangerous.

Disclaimer: Could someone listen to my advice and have a heart attack or break their penis? Absolutely. I’m a college dropout with no money and antisocial personality disorder, I’m not responsible for any changes anyone makes to their diet. Take any changes up with your doctor, they have money you can get off them if they fuck up. Doctor isn’t about being smarter, it’s a social contract, where you can be compensated for sudden loss of health.

Liver King is an asshole with no education (degree in biochemistry actually, so he knows what temperature to store his steroids at) yet everyone ate that shit up.

@Beth
Qualified or not, you at least sound like you care, and maybe some people around me could use your advice.

Well, a break for a month did not help with my issues with Jazz! I hate her, but I don’t want to have such violent thoughts about it!

Here’s some advice, quit giving your pets tap water

@Beth
Go vegan you’ll turn into a brontosaurus.