Vent thread

@Goku Black
Sound to me like a synonim for “busting balls”.

@Zincy
So bumble yourself. Maybe then you can decide who to cooperate with and who not.

@Myoozik
At least you shit.

@Hollowfox The Worst
Kids are crazy, man.

@Lord WyrmSpawN
“Fat is flavour” -Every chef

@CaptainXtra
Why does this happen to me

@TheSultanAkbar
I know.

I hate growing up in this cursed timeline.

@TheSultanAkbar
One of many things I try to tell her.

My job makes me want to never get surgery.

I oversee physician residents, specifically surgery and various associated health fields.

And a lot of them are derpy, entitled, self-absorbed nitwits that I’m surprised they can tie their own shoelaces.

@Zincy
Ahhhhh, you’ll be fine.

I’m sure you’ll live…

@Zincy
So much for the required 8 years of medical training.

That varies, incidentally. Some specializations only serve as residents for like 3 years, and then maybe a fellowship.

But yea surgeons have one of the longer ones generally.

Why the everlasting fuck are people I barely ever see at work always choosing the days I’m unable to shower to come in? Do they have a schedule from God himself that picks the days I can’t clean myself and tells them specifically to add to my list of shit to do? While I have to force a smile because they can be as annoying as they want but it’s bad when we do it?

@Egil
Sounds like you need a better job.

Should I kill myself?

@DoubleX
No you shouldn’t.

It’s normally dry and hot here in Utah during the summer months, but these summer monsoon rains make it feel like a fucking swamp!

Isn’t Utah the same state where the governor put out a commercial asking God to fix the climate there?

@Zincy
Most likely. I mean, we ARE full of religious nutjobs, after all. AND we have plenty of those same nutjobs in politics.

@DoubleX
Outlive your enemies.

I wish when I tell people to chill, they actually chill instead of doubling down

@TheSultanAkbar
I mean duh, it’s something that every living organism does

@DoubleX
Is that really a question you should be asking?

@Myoozik
Not constiated people.

Just saw John Oliver’s show on water. I can’t believe how much Utah wastes on golf courses, especially in snobby-ass St. George!

Also, golf is a boring sport! It’s like watching flies fuck!

@Goku Black
Don’t you talk smack about golf. That’s a sport for kings!

@TheSultanAkbar
You should try mini-golf, then. Fuck with a windmill for an hour and a half.

@Myoozik
I’m an unemployed loser, who is stuck with his parents, incapable of building a stable art career, affording a proper housing and meet the only person who was ever kind to me.

I have enough reasons to do it.

Great! My car’s AC is making a ticking noise.

Edit: it seems to have gone away now.

Where I grew up, people knew to mind their own goddamn business, because if you didn’t you were likely to get punched or worse. My job could use a little of that. There’s too many petty, spiteful bitches who spend hours each day gossiping, talking shit about people behind their backs, and looking for things to be offended by. I hate listening to it all.

I like playing golf, but watching it is like watching paint dry.

Twitter currently ain’t working on my end…