Vent thread

CaptainXtra

KILL THE EARN IT ACT!
I’ve causally used the phrase “Bro, do you even Bruh?” in several internet conversations over the years.
It’s gotten some interesting responses.
VERY INTERESTING RESPONSES.
Also an unrelated thing but I have to share this 4chan post.
Warning, it’s describes some NSFW type shit briefly so don’t look unless you can handle it:
Now, I’m pretty sure what it talks about it didn’t happen.
Like I’m 99% sure it’s just another fictional shock value Greentext 4chan story.
Background Pony #55D6
It’s getting harder for me to gush about my favorite media without someone trying to make me feel bad for enjoying it. Can’t you guys just say “Cool, glad you like it” instead of pointing out its flaws?
ЅℰℒᎯℙℋℐℰℒ
Twinkling Balloon - Took part in the 2021 community collab.
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2020) - Took part in the 2020 Community Collab
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2019) - Celebrated Derpibooru's seventh year anniversary with friends
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2018) - Celebrated Derpibooru's six year anniversary with friends.
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
Magnificent Metadata Maniac - #1 Assistant
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2017) - Celebrated Derpibooru's five year anniversary with friends.
Thread Starter - /dis/the-downfall-of-bhaalspawn-contains-possible-sjw-discussions/ - Not the best thread to have your name on...

Pomegranates :P
I don’t care what kind of bullshit superstitious flavouring philosophy Cantonese chefs use to justify their outdated bland ass foods.
They need to learn to spice and season their foods properly.
There’s a reason why Sichuan cuisine has become the most popular among the pantheon of Chinese cooking.
JP
Princess of Love - Extra special version for those who participated in the Canterlot Wedding 10th anniversary event by contributing art.
Elements of Harmony - Had an OC in the 2022 Community Collab
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Notoriously Divine Tagger - Consistently uploads images above and beyond the minimum tag requirements. And/or additionally, bringing over the original description from the source if the image has one. Does NOT apply to the uploader adding several to a dozen tags after originally uploading with minimum to bare tagging.
Fine Arts - Two hundred uploads with a score of over a hundred (Safe/Suggestive)
Kinship Through Differences - Celebrated the 11th anniversary of MLP:FIM!
Verified Pegasus - Show us your gorgeous wings!
Preenhub - We all know what you were up to this evening~
Twinkling Balloon - Took part in the 2021 community collab.
Ten years of changes - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of MLP:FiM!

I miss the show so much
I now understand why the owner of my current apartment wanted to sell it to me so badly. I’m only renting it, because I don’t have money to buy a place like this.
He wants to get rid of the apartment, because it is in so bad shape. Everything’s breaking. Walls have holes in them that have been covered with putty and paint. The electrical wiring is ancient and in poor shape. And so on. The latest issue is that the toilet light switch just fizzled out. Now I need a flashlight in the toilet, until I can get an electrician here to fix it. This whole place needs a serious and thorough renovation. I don’t think anyone has renovated this place in decades (the building is about 50 years old). So not only does he want me to buy it, but also pay for it’s immediate renovations.
Haha, no. I need to live here one year minimum and I’m halfway through it. The moment I can leave, I will. Some other poor soul will have to pay for this dump.
Which is really sad, because this building is in a very good location. The neighborhood is nice. All the shops and services are within 5-10 minutes of walking. I wanted this place to be good. I was wrong and now I have to go through the process of moving again. Moving twice within one year isn’t my idea of good time.
I wonder if I’ll ever find a place I can really call “home”?
Zincy
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2020) - Took part in the 2020 Community Collab
Wallet After Summer Sale -
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Part-time Pizza Cat
Divorce laws are needlessly complicated, odious, and clearly designed by busy-body religious folk to “keep you in holy matrimony”
Got a friend going through a divorce with a worthless piece of shit, and she can’t file till they’ve been “physically separated for 6 months”.
Now she’ll have to help pay for a house she didn’t want, while living somewhere else, because marriage is an utter scam.
Myoozik
StarTrix Forever! - Derpi Supporter
Princess of Love - Extra special version for those who participated in the Canterlot Wedding 10th anniversary event by contributing art.
Tree of Harmony - Drew someone's OC for the 2022 Community Collab
Elements of Harmony - Had an OC in the 2022 Community Collab
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Kinship Through Differences - Celebrated the 11th anniversary of MLP:FIM!
Verified Pegasus - Show us your gorgeous wings!
Preenhub - We all know what you were up to this evening~
Philomena - For helping others attend the 2021 community collab
Twinkling Balloon - Took part in the 2021 community collab.

Music Connoisseur
Last minute shoppers are the worst, and goddamn were there so many today. At least it’s all over and I can celebrate the holiday with my family.
Pone 2.0

One small thing
Why is it whenever a character has there feet caught in something sticky they almost never think to take their shoes off
Khauntzat Adramélekhizarovich Searmaev
Princess of Love - Extra special version for those who participated in the Canterlot Wedding 10th anniversary event by contributing art.
Tree of Harmony - Drew someone's OC for the 2022 Community Collab
Elements of Harmony - Had an OC in the 2022 Community Collab
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Kinship Through Differences - Celebrated the 11th anniversary of MLP:FIM!
Verified Pegasus - Show us your gorgeous wings!
Preenhub - We all know what you were up to this evening~
Twinkling Balloon - Took part in the 2021 community collab.
Ten years of changes - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of MLP:FiM!
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition

EFC Lightweight Champion
So it’s not just Derpibooru whose been receiving some scam spammers on forums, I’ve been also receiving daily DM’s on my number by some unknown number about the same thing they’ve been posting here since only this year. That also happens to YouTube, the Social Media, Discord, Reddit, and some online game chatboxes as well.
This is probably perpetrated by some large global syndicate group, it’s really concerning.
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