Vent thread

@Goku Black
Try the Grasshopper plan.

So……. apparently earlier just a few hours ago in the middle of the night, a famous landmark on Pasay known as the “Mall Of Asia Globe” was apparently stolen by an unknown perpetrators via. “airlift by helicopter” in an alleged stealth heist.

@Count Adramalekhovich Searmagomedov
Damn, that is some Carmen San Diego shit.

The owner SM just released an official statement regarding to that incident.

I’m pretty sure this is some sort of publicity stunt by some private organization and I’ll definitely call bullshit if it were really stolen by some crime syndicate who would want a big metal sphere for themselves using a chopper…?

@Count Adramalekhovich Searmagomedov

Attention gumshoes!

Are these memes funny?

@CaptainXtra
Made me smile.

So, I’m getting tested for something soon. Something, not very good.

Life is a complicated thing. Try not to stress about it, because it’s a fragile, ephemeral thing.

@CaptainXtra
To me, they are

There’s not a single penny the size of this country’s GDP that would be able to convince me about a helicopter being able to airlift a 25 ton model globe that just happened last night.

That video looks authentic af but I know that gotta be one of the greatest frame by frame edits for a fake video I’ve ever seen.

@Count Adramalekhovich Searmagomedov
Like you said, it probably looks like some publicity stunt or they’re secretly filming a movie.

Turns out to be just a massive Netflix ad and a valiant effort to promote it so much. The movie looks utter shit tbh.

I find it so sad people are so easy buy in to false beliefs they see on social media. So embarassing.

@Myoozik
It’s a Netflix movie featuring The Rock, Ryan Reynolds and Gal Gadot…

That movie is shit!!! D:

@Zincy
I’m also scheduled to see a Cardiologist and a Dermatologist sometime soon.

I don’t expect something too serious, worst case scenario would likely be Diabetes but still, you never know.

The human body is a frail little thing as much on the inside as it is on the outside.

@Count Adramalekhovich Searmagomedov
Ah, that sucks.

Would have been cool.

I’m getting tested for lymphoma. So, I’m a tad bit nervous.

@Zincy
Hope you’re tested negative.

Roaches, twice this week.

I’m sitting there playing Xbox and they crawl right up my leg!

@Count Adramalekhovich Searmagomedov
Duterte wanted this for his garden.

@乃ﾑりん乇ﾑ尺ｲ
lmao

Aye I don’t argue with nerdy Internet stud, assholes! Your incomprehensible pagebook statement makes me wanna uppercut your chin just to shut ya’ up.

I hate how this country is slowly going obsessed with the Korean culture so much. Fucking Koreebs.

Fuck the Filipinos.

Meanwhile China is angry about Japan’s influence in their country.

Texas is…still Texas.

Moral of the story: Never enter or respond to an argument against a dickish Internet dweebs because it is bound to create a shitstorm on the battleground. Let them shitheads shit themselves. All that’s according on my short-term experience with it. 👍😎

The wait for my reinstatement with Kaiser to make an appointment with a psychiatrist with Kaiser is mentally killing me. How long do I need to wait?

My ma took my little sis for a walk…

They had a bit of an argument during it and now my mother is filled with rage, calling all of us entitled shits.

Dear sis, what the flying fuck did you say to her?