You know what’s buuuulllllllshit?
Digital antennas. I fucking hate these things, and allow me to explain why:
First of all you need to position them near or facing towards a window, otherwise your TV channels will start looking all choppy and messed up. Remember the transparent layers of static that analogue antennas produced when you had poor reception? Well, with digital antennas, the screen starts having a glitchy, pixellated appearance like one of those Vinesauce corruptions you see on YouTube.
Second (and this relates to the glitchy reception problem), these antennas get disrupted by everything-and I mean everything. Rain, snow, CBs, and even car engines. A couple years ago, my little brother bought a 50-year-old tractor and every time he starts it up while my mom is watching TV, you guessed it: the screen starts doing that glitchy shit. How is that even possible? Is there some kinda anti-digital poltergeist haunting the motor that puts a curse on our antenna every time my brother decides to use the tractor?
In conclusion, I have a small pro-tip for you guys: If you decide to live by yourself, I highly recommend that you invest in either cable or satellite for your TV, because digital antennas are bullshit.