Vent thread

@MagpulPony  
Lucky you.

Jesus christ now the news are scaring me again.

Nothing like trying to get FFXIV to run and ending it at midnight with a freshly reformatted laptop………..

I was asked to sit down by a gentleman with the inability to sit down all the way then offered very expensive wine. Somehow, we shared the whole bottle and discussed the difference between Spanish regions. I had to abruptly leave due to a personal emergency And when I came back ten minutes later, he and his friend were gone. I guess I was the evening’s conversation keeper or something; I am quite unsure how to feel about this.

@KolpSlack  
Feel proud and smug.
 
Very smug. Like this level of smugness.
 

 
“Hell yeah if it wasnt for me you lads wouldnt even talk to each other”

@tehwatever  
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@tehwatever  

What’s something Men NEVER notice but also what Women ALWAYS do?

@CaptainXtra  
The monetary value of shoes?

@CaptainXtra  
Proper house cleaning is tedious labor that some men don’t notice because it’s always being taken care of.
 
When their girl leaves a day with a friend, or gets knocked out on drugs he’ll realize how much of a mess he makes by himself.

Anyway, what are we gonna do when an asteroid is gonna fuck us all over before election day?
 
I thought asteroids might strike Earth in a million years, but no the end is nigh.
 
Or is it?

@Hollowfox Jaeger  
Its too small to do much.

@MagpulPony  
Either way people will blame 2020 for that asteroid.
 
As if the year isn’t weird enough.

@Hollowfox Jaeger  
Probably directed energy device, or nuclear ordnance to knock it off trajectory. If that doesn’t work then well I guess that’s just the way life is.

Bruh… the Chelyabinsk meteor of 2013 is roughly the size of a 3 storey building with a mass of an Eiffel Tower and it didn’t even made contact with the surface when it entered the atmosphere. What more can a fridge-sized rock do?
 
Also, stop politicizing astronomies. They’re one of my favorite sector of studies.

@Count Adramélekh Sear  
I want the space rock.
 
Hell I want an astral ray, a couple pettawatt in electron volts to turn me into a crystal sculpture (more like an explosion of volcanic glass)

@Hollowfox Jaeger  
Dude, I’ll whip my dick out and it’ll just blow up.
 
 
@KolpSlack  
I bet you could put that to good use.
 
 
@WyrmSpawN  
Do not ever doubt my ability to spot a fine pair of oxfords or boots.

So I’m in this program for self development (we’re financed by the employment agency) and we’re having our first online meeting (we just went into lock down again).
 
So the topic is “people you idolise and their traits you admire”. So this guy is up next and he’s like “Hitler”.  
I thought this guy was messing around, like, he can’t be serious. But then it turns out dude is really objectively and well versed in this topic and really admires the big man’s style. And I’m like, my dude. So we have a bit of a discussion and realise we both share common desired traits. Leadership and goal oriented ambition.
 
You know, just with… less of the killing.

An entire day with no booze, I feel dead inside.

@ᏰᎯᎠᎻᎬᎯᏒᎿ  
That’s my every day :D

@ᏰᎯᎠᎻᎬᎯᏒᎿ  
Dude, yesterday I just drank a 1/3 of hard liquor. I woke up this morning I dudn’t know where I was!

My young bro is a total ungrateful dick today.
 
My mom’s boss just donated money for him to buy a new laptop for his online class but my brother wanted the Nitro 5 which is more than twice the money she gave to him and when he didn’t get what he want, he became a demandful self-entitled asshat. A spat in the face of me, my mom and her boss.

@Hollowfox Jaeger  
6.5 feet.
 
Nowhere near enough to cause the apocalypse.

@Count Adramélekh Sear  
What? It’s for video games, you know how kids are these days.

@Count Adramélekh Sear  
How old is your brother? And has he been normally spoiled in the past?