I don't even get drunk but my almost daily alcohol sometimes effects my blood pressure. I'm sorry though, I feel the urge to go past my limits sometimes myself, sometimes the booze just hits me sideways unexpectedly.
[@TheSultanAkbar](/forums/dis/topics/vent-thread?post_id=5276998#post_5276998)
Doctors get so frustrated that people keep shoving questionable stuff up their butt. You should stay hydrated so your turds are squishy enough to get through. If you got hard ones you should add magnesium sulfate to your water. Some people got to physically rub their lower stomach with their hands to break up some of the shit in their intestines. I almost got that constipated during my short obsession with body building.
Read directions before taking laxatives, I'm not a doctor, if you hurt yourself following my advice i'm going to run away to another country and grow a mustache, so you'll never be able to sue me.
[@4Town Fan](/forums/dis/topics/vent-thread?post_id=5277000#post_5277000)
The internet makes it so cool to be negative about f'ing everything. Just ignore them and keep having fun.