I've done that, done zip lines, stuff like that. But that ain't my real stories.
My real stories involve dancing in an underground pub in Sweden, setting a barn on fire with the owner and some friends, fucking a cute country girl out on a back road with her half onut a pickup truck, or illegally climbing a mount side made of marble boulders and screaming at the top of my lungs in victory as park rangers chased me for half a county.