Unpopular opinion time (super alpha no pony edition)

The only languages that deserve to still exist are English, Irish, Scottish, Welsh, Spanish, Japanese, Korean, Chinese, Swahili, Yoruba, Igbo, Fula, and all North and South American indigenous languages.

All other languages are worth as much as plastic utensils.

(I know. I’m uncultured. But as someone who has practically no English ancestry, I shouldn’t even be speaking English.)

@SleepySteve
Mandarine Chinese and Arabic are here to stay as major trade languages.

In science academia, English is always going to have disproportionate advantage, but this technical language is on the edge of what’s considered language. Stem majors can string together all sorts of stuff that looks like creole and word salad, barely resembling common English.

Edit: I love to be a contrarian and mention homeless people could make a plastic fork go miles. Just keeping people on their toes.

I like stainless steel and silicone utensils myself really. Can’t stand something designed to fail.

Edit 2: oh you mentioned Chinese.

@SleepySteve
I’m pretty sure Arabic will stay because I think that’s what our counting system is base on.

@Meanlucario
Meh, I’ll throw that in there, too.

E nós somos o quê, fígado cortado?

Mais como montes de merda.

(Not directed to you personally, of course. I just find Portuguese overrated.)

(And yes, I used Google Translate for this one, because I’m an uncultured monkey.)

I actually think DreamWorks is superior to Pixar in part because they don’t take animation quality too seriously.

Life expectancy and quality of life are overrated. I do not believe a world where humans live longer than critically endangered species like gorillas, chimpanzees and orangutans is just.

@SleepySteve
So you rather see others be more miserable if it means other primates who couldn’t give a shit about have a similar lifespan to ours. That’s just being a dick. And no, I don’t want to see species die off, but that’s unrelated to people living longer and having better lives.

It kinda is when you consider human population growth always comes at the expense of another spieces’ growth, especially plant life.

@SleepySteve
By that logic, you should hate all life since energy comes from other animals and plants. If not humans, than some other animal would be eating up the plants and others to eat up the animals. At least we are aware of our affects on the environment and are trying to not overdo our part.

Birth rate “crises” are only crises to corporations
Most countries can easily stabilize at some point, especially as underpopulation is gonna help standards of living according to Many studies, which will lead to a population boom

But no, CEOs don’t like that because their money will take a hit for a while so they lobby for immigrations or in some countries banning birth control and anti singles/childfree discrimination because the current economic system is based on Neverending growth

The people who are obsessed with the security and safety of children, be it from guns, violence in media, profanity, sex or morality in general are likely to have critical levels of pedophile particle emissions.

I for one would love to see another Good Boys or Stand By Me, where the kids are like “fuck you” and don’t care about their own lives (since they know living sucks and wish they were aborted).

@SleepySteve
Lol wtf

@Beth
….I missed the point of those movies, didn’t I?

@Don’t
I don’t know, with some large swaths of people feeling militantly against the idea of reproducing, i feel like it’s a slightly more immediate problem that will snowball long before the corps admit it’s even snowing.

Like, if the threat of less people isn’t enough to convince them, what radical change would make them start again, assuming it’s not to the benefit of existing corporations?

Makeup is overrated

Also, there’s no way I’m ever using a facial or a mud mask. There’s no way those have any major effects on your skin, and I can imagine they feel disgusting

Yuck

@SleepySteve
Nah I mean the part where people obsessed with protecting kids also want to shag them.

More like the people who rape minors pose as people who care a lot about kids.

Whoever changed the music vid that comes with a down server page to Merp is a hero. Finally, someone ended the decade long tyranny of PFUDOR.

@Beth
I mean, when someone is obsessed with a child for any reason, that should be a warning sign that they might be a creep.

@SleepySteve
I mean, if you have such a bleak outlook on life, why don’t you just lie down and be engulf by the Earth? It’s weird how often people complain about how terrible living is while never realizing that they don’t believe it themselves since they still have the will to live. And its better to live and die than to never live in the first place.

SleepySteve’s posts here are so bizarre, no cap

@Mr.Myoozik
@Meanlucario

My apologies. Work has been dreadful.

I think Fleischer Superman is superior to DCAU Superman. At least Fleischer Superman didn’t lose his cool and wasn’t so cynical as time went on.

@Moving
Luckily I don’t have to worry about makeup. :P My face and looks are fine.

@SleepySteve
Guess drinking alcohol or smoking a cigarette is out of the question?