The Pizza Thread - With a Side of Toxic-Mario

COME AND GET YOUR SLICE :D  

In the time since I last posted here, I have discovered that I like Pepsi more than other soda brands.

I finally had some GOOD Detroit-style pizza from a place called Via 313.

@Goku Black
It didn’t try to kill you did it?

@ЅℰℒᎯℙℋℐℰℒ
No it did, he won but it’s still embarrassing to talk about

@ЅℰℒᎯℙℋℐℰℒ
Relax, they’re NOT Little Caesars.

Round or Rectangle pizzas?
Preferences?

@ЅℰℒᎯℙℋℐℰℒ
Round is the only true answer you fucking heretic

@ЅℰℒᎯℙℋℐℰℒ
Are rectangle pizzas even pizzas? Or are they just lazy lasagnas?

Is it true that Ohioans bake their pies first then put their toppings afterwards?

@ArmadilloEater
Good question…

I make my pizzas with (square) slices of whole wheat bread

A circular pizza cannot be made to fit the whole length of the box, but a rectangular pizza can. So to get more pizza per box, the obvious choice is a rectangular pizza.

@The Smiling Pony
Basically British Cheese on Toast?
Or Welsh Rarebit?

That’s basically how my mom used to make me “pizza” for breakfast.

You made me curious to look this up, Seraph.

Look what you made me see!

@Zaknel
Stop fucking posting pictures of me and my family!

@Zaknel
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@Pizzamovies
But you are such a wholesome family.

@ЅℰℒᎯℙℋℐℰℒ
Well, I mean I do add tomato sauce, cheeses, salami, jalapenyos, and mushrooms as I would a normal pizza. It’s just pizza base costs 10x more than whole wheat bread and the difference (which isn’t much) isn’t worth the cost. Plus, smidge healthier.

@The Smiling Pony
Just don’t use “ancient grain” breads for the job. Those tend to be brittle and not hold up. Also, the nutty flavour in the bread interferes with the toppings.

Pizza in a cup.

Best pizza in the Salt Lake City area.