The time wasting thread [SFW] -NoFullExplicit/Grimdark

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According to the mass conservation principle, there is no way a robot made out of six construction vehicles could be taller than a skyline. Its components are too small to form something that large. The robot, of course, is that large anyway because robots don’t care what humans think is impossible

Oh my god
 
I would so propose with these

Nah, Google is not a good translator. (I actually do have a minor grasp on the language. So I generally know that what I’m saying is at least comprehensible.)

@SquiggyBomb  
….  
You never had surgery?  
Lucky.

@Too_Offensive  
It’s a similar case with Arcee in Prime.  
Although you could argue that he has the same mass he’s just less dense.

@Carcass Strife  
I have had stitches a few times but nothing ever invasive.  
Unless the removal of my wisdom teeth counts.

@SquiggyBomb  
Teeth don’t count, it’s just pulling them out of your mouth.  
I had surgeries that occurred next to my brain.

@SquiggyBomb  

 
If you’re wondering why I didn’t have pain killers; rather they gave me pain killers and turned out I was immune to them.
 
The people that say birth/getting burned/stabbed/broken bones or such is the “worst pain ever” that’s a bunch of fucking bull. Imagine a knife cutting you open and them using medical tools to stitch your insides and such and then stitching it back closed.
 
After that shit every time I feel pain it’s like “whatever” cause everything else is nothing in comparison.

@SquiggyBomb  
Pretty much every transformer shifts mass to some extent. I think it was the worst in the original show though. I mean freaking megatron turned into a pistol. Soundwave was a cassette player.  
Also reflector was three different robots that combined into a camera
 
T’was a silly show

@Carcass Strife  
I remember when I was getting my chin stitched up. I got into a fight with someone and I managed to cut my chin open. I actually BIT the doctor sewing me up.
 
 
@uc9  
Ouch.

@uc9  
Fuck  
I have nightmares about that kind of shit

@SquiggyBomb  
And that, sir, is one of the reasons I DON’T try to get into fights.

@Too_Offensive  
DULL SURPRISE  

@trashboat  
_{Lazer swoooord}

@Carcass Strife  
He called me a fag and my mom a whore, Now you can talk shit about me all you want, but you insult my mother and I’m officially out for blood.

@mariomarc  
Healthy Chicken Recipes WITH BALLS!!!

@SquiggyBomb  
Don’t worry about me doing any of that.  
I’m a friendly guy, even when angered.  
I know it’s between me and the guy, nobody else.

@igotnopicks  
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No special breakfast today.  
Just toast with butter.

I played Pokemon and realized that there is an Ace Trainer named  

Holy shit  
Robotnik made scratch and grounder blow their own heads off in the old cartoon
 
Also he made a robot called DOS holiday

@Too_Offensive  
Eggman’s a jerk.

Jesus Pat And Liam!
 
THEY BEASTED CULEX