The Eternal Thread 2.0

Catfish isn’t a cat, but a fish. Bamboo isn’t a a tree, but a grass. Banana “tree” isn’t a tree, but a herb. Tomato and avocado isn’t a vegetable, but a fruit and pineapple is belong to pizzas XD

I wonder if I could transform into a monkey or an elephant If I do some belly dance.

@Twi Clown  
Yes.

@Twi Clown  
No, you will transformed into sailor moon

As inevitable as the current circumstances is, Iron Maiden’s first ever concert here in the Philippines this coming May has been cancelled.
 
Glad I never booked a ticket, they’ll come back anytime.

Motherfucker I feel dizzy

So I woke up way earlier that I should for some reason I feel the need for potty and I also didn’t knew a planetary conjunction is taking place.
 
It’s (from lower left to upper right) Saturn, Mars, Pluto (invisible to be seen), and Jupiter at 5 in the morning here.
 

@Count Adramélekh Sear  
Those three have always been masters at social distancing :D

I had a dental appointment scheduled in May. Not sure how that’ll pan out given, well, you know. It was scheduled before the world began to implode.

@Mellow Rhythm  
A planetary social distancing is when you see one planet at a time.
 
 
The Martians are probably laughing at all of us.

@Count Adramélekh Sear  
Haven’t they always been?

Because I have nothing better to do I tried installing KDE Neon with the OEM install mode.

@Cyan Lightning
 
Tomatoes and avocados are classified as fruits on a technical and scientific level, but are vegetables in a culinary sense. Avocados have more fat than carbs or fiber, which makes them an oddball, unlike most fruits or vegetables. Nevertheless, they’re moderately savory and not sweet, which makes them vegetables. While tomatoes can sometimes be sweet, they are almost always mildly savory and very acidic, with a flavor that lends themselves to dishes where vegetables are needed, not fruits. The culinary world operates on a different system than the rest of society, and this is why things can be classified as both fruits or vegetables depending on context.
 

 
P.S. Pineapple on pizza really rocks, as long as the other toppings work in tandem with it! :D

@O. Hancock  
Cucumber is also technically a fruit.

@Registered Anon  
Yes! But, with its mellow flavor and slight notes of green earthiness, you wouldn’t put it in a fruit smoothie or any but the most daring and/or pretentious of fruit salads. These characteristics make it a vegetable in the kitchen. :)

@Registered Anon  
Damn, this is making me hungry! I’ve been rationing because of coronavirus. :P I’ll be alright though. In fact I’ve really got a very large stockpile; I can afford to go eat a little more now so what the hay.

Shot I took today.

@Registered Anon  
Holy hecking crap, I just realized how much my vernacular and topical discussion correlates with my profile picture tonight. Blushes

@MagpulPony  
That is beautiful! I know I should perhaps find it a little eery because of the lack of people, but it’s a pretty picture in its own way.

@O. Hancock  
I’ll head out again tomorrow and take some more.

@O. Hancock  
I live with my parents and they’re not the kind of people who will hoard toilet paper or whatever.

@O. Hancock  

 

Oh how much this thread has changed

Alphabet soup is the closest thing we have to literal word salad.

The rabbit hole we’ve fallen down. We may never be able to crawl back out