The Eternal Thread 2.0

@Twi Clown  
Depends on what your scheme of the week is.

@MagpulPony
 
Well, today I just wanted to sell shirts.
 
shirt has Twi Clown for world leader
 
I’ve been feeling lazy this week. My new scheme can attest that.

@Twi Clown  
Oh amazing. I’m sure all my exotic technological marvels can totally help with shirt sales. 25% off at Target.

Fuck you I won’t do what you tell me.

@Count Adramélekh Sear  
So you won’t wear Twi Clown’s shirt?

@MagpulPony  
No, he just likes Rage Against The Machine :D

@MagpulPony  
Ironic for a band name ain’t it?

@MagpulPony
 
Won’t blame him, I barely made an effort on that thing. Next time I’ll make a super weapon instead.

@Twi Clown  
Super weapons are my department.

@MagpulPony
 
And you seems to forget I’m a clone of Twilight Sparkle, one of the brightest mares in the story.
 
Besides, if I want to take over, I need to be well versed in everything. Not an expert, just well versed.

@Twi Clown  
And I represent the most technologically superior entity in history. Which happens to specialize in weaponry. You’ll crash and burn the second your lists get taken out of alphabetical order or something.

@Count Adramélekh Sear  
Not all of today’s kids are tuned/clued into the sheer anarchic power of bands such as RATM. Tsk

@MagpulPony
 
That is, if you can find out what I’m up into.

@Twi Clown  
We’ve got spy tech for that. Project Argus comes to mind.

@MagpulPony
 
You can’t spy my house!!

@Twi Clown  
With satellite monitoring and more importantly, our Autonomous Real-Time Ground Ubiquitous Surveillance Imaging System, I’d say this is a false assumption.

@MagpulPony
 
No, I mean, you can’t spy that shithole of place. The place is a friggin mess, sometimes I can’t find the remote.

@Twi Clown  
Calm yourself. we’ll find your remote.

@MagpulPony
 
Good luck with that.

@Twi Clown  
Don’t need luck, we have SpotMinis.

I caught the celestial duo again last Thursday
 

@MagpulPony
 
I have a snake and bear plushie.
 

 

@Twi Clown  
Does that mean I win?

@MagpulPony
 
I dunno, I just wanted to post something adorable to tamper my inner sadism I have to keep on check every single second of my life. :3
 
pops a balloon

@Twi Clown  
Hmm. Yeah, you definitely need to be kept away from the super weapons.