The Eternal Thread 2.0
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Gordon: Have you cooked mussels before?
Dave: No.
Gordon: You’re pulling my plonker, now aren’t you? You’ve never cooked a mussel?
Dave: Right, we can shout or you can fucking help. I don’t mind.
Gordon: What you mean I can help?
Dave: Eh?
Gordon: What did we do for the last…
Dave: Yeah, okay, fine. You’re right. Sorry.
Gordon: What did we do for the last two hours?
Dave: Fine, so what do we want in here?
Gordon: I’m just amazed you’ve never cooked a mussel.
Dave: I haven’t! Don’t take the piss out of me for it, though.
Gordon: Who’s taking the piss?
Dave: You are!
Gordon: I don’t think you can actually cook!
Dave: If you’d have fucking talked to me…
Gordon: If you can’t cook a fucking mussel…! Yerse!
Dave: No, if you had fucking talked to - YOUEGH! ERGH!
Gordon: Go on!
Dave: Eh?
Gordon: Go on!
Dave: Yeah! Erngh!
Gordon: Finish it, then.
Dave: Finish what?
Gordon: What are you about to say?
Dave: Are you–What am I about to say?
Gordon: Cook a mussel.
Dave: No! I haven’t cooked one.
Gordon: Right. Okay. So shall I show you how to cook a mussel?
Dave: Oh, at last. Thank you. Yes, please.
Gordon: Right. Are you going to tone your voice down, or are you going to shout like some dick?
Dave: I’ll shout like some dick, and then I’ll calm down.
Gordon: Right. Well, why don’t you fuck off to the book shop, read how to cook a mussel and come back and see me, and I’ll run your fucking restaurant.
Dave: Thank you!
Gordon: Plonker.
Dave: Twat.
Gordon: Fucking hell, what’s all that about? Jesus Christ! Well, at least, he broke the ice now, we know where we stand. “Nyeah!?”
Dave: No.
Gordon: You’re pulling my plonker, now aren’t you? You’ve never cooked a mussel?
Dave: Right, we can shout or you can fucking help. I don’t mind.
Gordon: What you mean I can help?
Dave: Eh?
Gordon: What did we do for the last…
Dave: Yeah, okay, fine. You’re right. Sorry.
Gordon: What did we do for the last two hours?
Dave: Fine, so what do we want in here?
Gordon: I’m just amazed you’ve never cooked a mussel.
Dave: I haven’t! Don’t take the piss out of me for it, though.
Gordon: Who’s taking the piss?
Dave: You are!
Gordon: I don’t think you can actually cook!
Dave: If you’d have fucking talked to me…
Gordon: If you can’t cook a fucking mussel…! Yerse!
Dave: No, if you had fucking talked to - YOUEGH! ERGH!
Gordon: Go on!
Dave: Eh?
Gordon: Go on!
Dave: Yeah! Erngh!
Gordon: Finish it, then.
Dave: Finish what?
Gordon: What are you about to say?
Dave: Are you–What am I about to say?
Gordon: Cook a mussel.
Dave: No! I haven’t cooked one.
Gordon: Right. Okay. So shall I show you how to cook a mussel?
Dave: Oh, at last. Thank you. Yes, please.
Gordon: Right. Are you going to tone your voice down, or are you going to shout like some dick?
Dave: I’ll shout like some dick, and then I’ll calm down.
Gordon: Right. Well, why don’t you fuck off to the book shop, read how to cook a mussel and come back and see me, and I’ll run your fucking restaurant.
Dave: Thank you!
Gordon: Plonker.
Dave: Twat.
Gordon: Fucking hell, what’s all that about? Jesus Christ! Well, at least, he broke the ice now, we know where we stand. “Nyeah!?”
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Within the next coming months, you Americans will experience exactly how I felt what it seems like hell on earth in the form of Summer.
Good luck to those who doesn’t have air conditioner.
Good luck to those who doesn’t have air conditioner.
xXArKoPinkeSs 
@Count Adramélekh Sear
That’s why I’m glad to be living in Wisconsin. It can still get pretty warm in the summer months, but it’s not even close to being as bad as it is in the South and the Southwest.
That’s why I’m glad to be living in Wisconsin. It can still get pretty warm in the summer months, but it’s not even close to being as bad as it is in the South and the Southwest.
ЅℰℒᎯℙℋℐℰℒ 
Pomegranates :P
I like Winter temperatures better.
But o despise the short daylight hours of winter.
But o despise the short daylight hours of winter.
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@SuperPinkiePie64
Now that the name Wisconsin just ran through my head, send my best regards to this big ol’ lady right here.
Now that the name Wisconsin just ran through my head, send my best regards to this big ol’ lady right here.
xXArKoPinkeSs
@Count Adramélekh Sear
Thanks for the compliment.
Wisconsin is a great state.
The U.S.S. Wisconsin is a great battleship.
Thanks for the compliment.
Wisconsin is a great state.
The U.S.S. Wisconsin is a great battleship.
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@Edhelistar
Isn’t it awesome when they do it to alot of countries when something’s special is going on with those nations?
This was the first time they tried that for us.
Isn’t it awesome when they do it to alot of countries when something’s special is going on with those nations?
This was the first time they tried that for us.
Edhelistar 
Kirin Flutterfan
@Count Adramélekh Sear
Also it’s done in the Empire State building!
But also, the Empire State lights up in a way the Burj Khalifa will never do:
Gay Pride Flag!
Also it’s done in the Empire State building!
But also, the Empire State lights up in a way the Burj Khalifa will never do:
Gay Pride Flag!
TheMagpulPone
Dynamic Pie
@Edhelistar
Hmm. But never an American flag. I suppose they have a chance to remedy this soon.
Hmm. But never an American flag. I suppose they have a chance to remedy this soon.
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