Ok, we can’t answer that question, so what do they want? World domination? Money? To raise great Cthulhu from his watery tomb?
Welcome to the conspiracy theory thread. Come here to discuss the sinister designs of humanities hidden masters, or to just have a laugh at the expense of people deluded enough to believe in conspiracies. I myself am a skeptic who is perversely fascinated by these sorts of theories. I believe in chaos, and in the maxim that one should never attribute to malice what can be more easily attributed to incompetence.
Let us begin with the grandaddy of all conspiracy theories, the Kennedy assassination, and then move on to what the fuck ever.
i think the illuminati exist as an idea made simply to corrupt people mind, make them think they are weak and unimportant, and thus control them, they dont exist beyond that.
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There was actually a group that called themselves the Illuminati founded on May 1st, 1776 by Adam Weishaupt as a splinter off of the Freemasons and for all intents and purposes died in 1785 as the then ruler of Bavaria wasn’t too keen on secret societies and while many present secret societies claim to be descended from them, its pretty much all so much bullshit.Even if they did exist I suspect they’d just be like the Masons, that is to say a bunch of guys getting together to do silly rites in silly outfits then drink beer and talk about how things were so much better back in the old days.The modern image of the Illuminati as a giant world dominating monster of an organization has a lot to do with one of my favorite trilogies, Illuminatus! by Robert Shea and Robert Anton Wilson which while I don’t believe it invented the Illuminati conspiracy did push it into popular culture. The books are satirical in nature, and a great fucking read, seriously, check them out, and not to be taken too seriously. Or possibly they are. I’m not really sure.
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