Story time

So a cowork accidentally threw a knife at me at work.

So I bought a balloon right, well he decides he wants to pop my balloon by throwing a knife at it.

I think this is a bad idea so I’m trying to get as far away from this as I can.

The balloon is in one corner of the room, and I’m standing in the opposite corner.

He throws the knife, and it bounces off of the balloon, and hits me.

Story telling thread? Alrighty. I just hope my storytelling is good.

I once got tossed a balloon with water on Carnival. (A tradition is to fight with water balloons in here). But the water balloon hit me in the back of the neck and didn’t explode, just fell to the ground like a dud shell. I felt both very satisfied it didn’t wet me and at the same time I just wanted to do a mocking double flip of the bird to the guys who threw like “It didn’t blow bitch!”