Random Useless Facts Thread

@phoenixacezero  
It came from Yoshi committing tax fraud because they are a bad dinosaur.

A “butt” is a unit of measurement equivalent to 126 gallons. So if you claim that you have a buttload of something, you better have 126 gallons of that something.

@Count Adramélekh Sear  
Well that’s interesting. Now how much is a crap-ton?

Dinosaurs, including the T-rex, probably did not roar in contrast to many pop culture films and other stereotypes. Like reptiles and birds, the sound they produce may have sounded like coos or booms; similar to ostriches and emus.

In the state of Connecticut, a pickle is not legally considered to be a pickle unless it can bounce.

@Clover thе Clever  
Bowser kidnapped, Yoshi committed tax fraud, Toad took bribes, what did Mario commit?

The Lockheed CL-1201 may be the largest aircraft ever seriously proposed, powered by a nuclear reactor (At higher altitudes) and with a wingspan being almost equivalent to the lenght of the longest naval ship ever existed. (USS Enterprise has a lenght of approximately 342m or 1,123 ft, while the Lockheed CL-1201 would have a stupidly awesome wingspan of 340m or 1,120ft)
 

If all the kangaroos from Australia invaded Uruguay, each Uruguayan would have to fight against approximately 13 kangaroos.

Muammar Gaddafi once had a unit of all-female bodyguards

the Back Eyed Peas most famous song, “Let’s Get It Started”, was originally made under the title of “Let’s Get Retarded”. The song’s title was changed after complaints that it was offensive, and that it would be unable t get any air time on radio if the original title was kept.

@Myoozik  
How good were they?

The Scottish city of Glasgow was once voted both the friendliest city in the UK and the most violent city in the UK in the same year.

The only endorsement Elvis ever did was for a donut shop that he loved.

If you say “beercan” with a British accent, you’re also saying “bacon” with a Jamaican accent.

@Count Adramélekh Sear  

 
This is useful information we all need,
 
Also, Germans can’t say squirrel in there accent, And Scots (I am one) Can’t say burglar alarm, Burger Alarm is as close as we get to saying it in our accent.

Sponges have more bacteria than a toilet seat

You’d have to eat around 1,888,000 pieces of paper to reach your daily 2,000 calories.

Almost every astronomical facts are currently useless in daily life use.

Gift is German for “Poison”.

In the classic movie First Blood,John Rambo is not directly responsible for any of the human deaths in the film. Ironically the sequels featured well over twenty kills each.

@Myoozik
 

 
Hey, that’s actually informative and useful!

Mystery flavor airheads are just made from all of the cuttings and scraps that didn’t make it into final batches. So every mystery flavor airhead really is a mystery.

This fact statement is literally useless.

It’s written in Canadian law that a passenger can’t exit your airplane without a parachute.

@Dex Stewart  
Rambo doesn’t have a first name until the second movie.