Random facts of yourself thread

@TwilyIsBestPone  
Try having one spray your dog.

@MagpulPony  
Honestly I thought it sprayed one of my dogs….but I was wrong.

Aprendo español solo para leer fanfiction erótico. Surely I have my priorities in perfect order.

24 hours later and my eye is still in excruciating pain.

went to the eye doctor.  
i have a massive scratch on my cornea.  
this is my first eye injury.

I’ve only been eating like once per day.

I haven’t been eating much because I sleep most of the day.

I only eat once a day and somehow I am gaining weight.

i am highly considering creating another oc/sona, and it will most likely be a giraffe

I keep confusing Skodwarde and Handsome Squidward.

For the first time in my life, I am currently at high risk of the COVID-19 because of my neighbor testing positive yesterday.

door frames are my enemies.

I ate Chinese food for dinner last night, and now I’m drunk on Sunday morning.

All but one of my firearms/airguns are over a decade older than me. xD

I have friends that get stressed out real easily, especially me.

I stress out alot too.

I’m a medieval executioner with no job.

Sweet Luna! That’s terrifying!

@Jaderade  
see ya later, fellow best gore lad
 
i recognise the last one. is that the 16 year old girl that stole her fathers porsche 911 and crashed it into a pay toll at 120 mph back in 2006?

I was born damn near midnight, so when people tell me “Happy belated birthday” at like, one or two o’clock in the morning the day after, they’re actually closer than most people who wish me a happy birthday.

im scared of surgeries
 
im hoping the fucked up eye wont need it cause my vision in it has gotten more blurry.

@j3356  
so you choose blindness over fixed sight because of a fright?

@Porschepegasus  
sure, it just adds more to the weird fucked reality i live in.  
theyd just lie to me and say they will give me stuff for the pain after the fact, but instead letting me sit through another bout of excruciating fucking pain.