Random facts of yourself thread

@Porschepegasus  
This is why I never talk about myself.

I got my first user badge about 5 hours ago for some reason.

I’m conflicted here.
 
I never wanted any badges but that new one is pretty good.

I just woke up this morning to a shiny new bling right beside me name.

@Count Adramélekh Sear  
It is supposed to be super blurry right?

@MagpulPony  
Speaking of blurry, my eyesight after waking up just like that for a brief seconds then I washed my face and it was full of eye shit.

@MagpulPony  
It’s supposedly an old-tv filtered picture of a gen 1 pony

@Flex Boi  
Figured it was. Just looks.. different I think on my screen.

There’s something I have no proof of
 
I’m being tested…

I like to take quick small burst of physical energy quite often.

Even if my mother language is Spanish I do all my google searches in English because I get more information or something more specific.

I only buy one commission per week, and it’s usually from less popular artists who DON’T restrict their commissions behind streams like Picarto.

I’ve been doing my part for the TP crisis with frequent showers.

@Badheart  
Same here…minus the “frequent” part.
 
I mean…what do you mean by “frequent”? You got the runs?

@Background Pony #1743  
Rum shits.

@Badheart  
Yeesh. That’s another fact about me, I don’t drink.

@Background Pony #1743  
I’ve faced prejudice before.

I own over 30 OCs.

i’m so stupid to read maps….

NSFW:
 
I think sex and jerking off are very, very, very good things, but also think that God is real because I’m not a fundamentalist conservative lame person. I think hope there’s an alternate universe in which Rarity is the ultimate Goddess of the Multiverse and rapes me for all eternity!!!!!!

I can see light travel 😐

i break quarantine rules to get some daily exercise, cant afford my joints to weld themselves together

I drink to erase the influence of society.

i threw away a pack of my neighbour’s cigarettes last week, maybe I got them a day or two more of their life

@Porschepegasus  
Cigarettes are for whimps.