My grandfather was molested by a bishop who grew up to be a screaming pretty boy, his wife left him for a big fat Russian and got pregnant, my mother got pregnant by a big fat Mexican to have her revenge, I’ve been hated by everyone before I even existed, my mother even denied getting pregnant, I was neglected when she went to work and I was alone with my racist grandfather who just watched T.V. and yelled, the teachers at school beat me up for craving the attention I needed, the neighbors gave me a beer for the pain I was in only to be child molested by my father, I grew up playing violent video games and couldn’t find love because I was mean, I started smoking weed and lost my house, I lived in a trailer where the neighbors would smoke meth outside my room at night, my old screen name was Pendejo and I’d stay awake for days, I got banned several times because I couldn’t find the forums, I fell in love with a cartoon Unicorn, I formed a small group of friends online who are my only real family, now I’m sitting here drunk as the Pitbull licks his ass and I’m coughing up a heart attack.
