Back when I was in high school, I told my bullies that they would end up in a ditch if they kept fucking with me. Plus I would give them weird looks throughout the day for good measure. Definitely work. They thought I was crazy.
The worst that I ever got was teasing back in elementary school because I acted different than the others and I'd get called a stupid name. Even though it wasn't physical and pretty tame compared to other types of bullying, it really did a number on me and I still get on the edge everytime someone says that name to me.
The video game that I have played the longest by far is Final Fantasy XI, where I have more than 20,000 hours playing time. The second would be Skyrim, with a paltry 833 hours playing time between the normal and special editions.