Person Above You

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Is the one who has to give the posthumous medal to the son.
 
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FIM-92 Stingers MANPADS SAM missile launchers don’t use HEAT rockets. You’re confusing purposes.

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Is shreded by a M61 Vulcan for being a nutcase.

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Is turned to chunky salsa by a GAU-8 Avenger from an A-10 Thunderbolt II performing CAS.

^ really needs to seek professional help

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Is not that professional help.

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It’s their own professional help.

^Not that professional.

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Soooo unprofesional.

@Edhelistar  
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Too professional.

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I found you

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Explodes into a cloud of confetti.

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Explodes in a conflagration of naphthalene and palmitate

^ Everyone’s so fake

@Background Pony #157B  
^ Is getting tired of the virtue signaling.

^ Everybody’s empty

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Is not Kitana Kahn.

^ Everything is so messed up.

^Everything is going to be alright.

^ Will get their forehead autograph.

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Has horns on the forehead.

^has osteoporosis

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Has crippling depression

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One post earlier, and that would have been incredibly correct.

^ hits the nail on the head

^Close enough