Background Pony #C722
I will not take photos of Rarity’ flank and trade them to Spike in exchage for his photos of Twilight.
I will not switch the Spa’s massage oils with hot sauce, any form of ink, or viniger.
I will not teach Scootaloo how to make turtle soup.
I will not give anypony a knife and have them check and see if Blueblood has his namesake.
I will not feed Applejack’s chickens Skittles, Fruity Pepples, or Trix, as it does not make them lay pre-colored eggs.
I will not send a fake friendship report from Applebloom stating how she learned ‘its wrong ta wizz in tha punch bowl, and blame it on the dog, when it was Mac’s fault fer takin so long getting reddy fer his date’
I will not lead the Cows/Sheep etc ‘in glorious revoltion agaist the equine overlords’
I will not refer to Miss Bon-Bon as ‘the fat one’
I will not bring Oatmeal cookies to a Pinkielicious Pinkie Pie Party (patent pending)
I will not introduce Princess Luna to BDSM.
will not put a spell of Colorblindness on Rarity.
I will not bleach Rainbow’s mane and tail.
I will not spaypaint Discrod’s statue.
I will not switch all the schoolbooks with copies of the Karmare Sutra.
I will not fill the Guard’s helmets with iching powder or mane dye.
I will not put a spell on Dash to make her think she needs glasses
I will not pierce the Curaders ears for any reason whatsoeever.
I will not tattoo ‘wide load’ upon either Miss Bon-Bon or Mrs. Cake’s rears.
I will not switch Derpy’s muffins with unfrosted cupcakes
I will not spike Rarity’s makeup with catnip.
I will not open a portal so that Bubble Berry and Pinke Pie can be pen pals.
I will not fake documents stating that the Princess are coming to the Ponyville spa.
I will not send Twilight an oversized didlo and forge Celestria’s signature on the note.
will not send Twilight ‘signed’ photos of the Royal Flank.
I will not send fake document informing Spike of his arranged marrige to a Neighponian dragoness.
I will not paint ‘Property of Celestria’ uopn Twilight Sparkle’s plot
I willl not wrap a didlo in a box give it to Sweetie belle and tell her to thank her sister for ‘lending me her (Rairity’s) spare horn’
I will not show Spike all the pictures of him that Applebloom hides under her mattress
I will not ‘slip’ lactation pills into Rarity’s afternoon tea
I will not send Fluttershy an annomous letter that reads ‘the bunny rabbits is coming’
I will not switch Luna’s hot choclate with triple expresso.
I will not give Pound Cake a sqeaky mallet.
I will not switch Twilight and Pinkie Pie’s medications.
I will not shave everypony in ponyville bald.
I will not paint a giant image of Dash blowing a rasberry/and or obscene gesture on the underside of her house.
I will not paint fake Cutie Marks on foals, or paint over the marks on those that have thems.
I will not relese bees into Cheerilees house to ‘pollinate’ her cutie mark.
I will not drug Twilight Sparkle and Shining Armor, stick them in the same bed, and paint a hickey on Shining’s neck.
I will not burst in on the roayl court, yell ’Smooze!” and then pretend to faint.
I will not send the Mayor a fake notice saying that Ponyville owes over a million bits i taxes due to clerical error.
I will not switch the Spa’s massage oils with hot sauce, any form of ink, or viniger.
I will not teach Scootaloo how to make turtle soup.
I will not give anypony a knife and have them check and see if Blueblood has his namesake.
I will not feed Applejack’s chickens Skittles, Fruity Pepples, or Trix, as it does not make them lay pre-colored eggs.
I will not send a fake friendship report from Applebloom stating how she learned ‘its wrong ta wizz in tha punch bowl, and blame it on the dog, when it was Mac’s fault fer takin so long getting reddy fer his date’
I will not lead the Cows/Sheep etc ‘in glorious revoltion agaist the equine overlords’
I will not refer to Miss Bon-Bon as ‘the fat one’
I will not bring Oatmeal cookies to a Pinkielicious Pinkie Pie Party (patent pending)
I will not introduce Princess Luna to BDSM.
will not put a spell of Colorblindness on Rarity.
I will not bleach Rainbow’s mane and tail.
I will not spaypaint Discrod’s statue.
I will not switch all the schoolbooks with copies of the Karmare Sutra.
I will not fill the Guard’s helmets with iching powder or mane dye.
I will not put a spell on Dash to make her think she needs glasses
I will not pierce the Curaders ears for any reason whatsoeever.
I will not tattoo ‘wide load’ upon either Miss Bon-Bon or Mrs. Cake’s rears.
I will not switch Derpy’s muffins with unfrosted cupcakes
I will not spike Rarity’s makeup with catnip.
I will not open a portal so that Bubble Berry and Pinke Pie can be pen pals.
I will not fake documents stating that the Princess are coming to the Ponyville spa.
I will not send Twilight an oversized didlo and forge Celestria’s signature on the note.
will not send Twilight ‘signed’ photos of the Royal Flank.
I will not send fake document informing Spike of his arranged marrige to a Neighponian dragoness.
I will not paint ‘Property of Celestria’ uopn Twilight Sparkle’s plot
I willl not wrap a didlo in a box give it to Sweetie belle and tell her to thank her sister for ‘lending me her (Rairity’s) spare horn’
I will not show Spike all the pictures of him that Applebloom hides under her mattress
I will not ‘slip’ lactation pills into Rarity’s afternoon tea
I will not send Fluttershy an annomous letter that reads ‘the bunny rabbits is coming’
I will not switch Luna’s hot choclate with triple expresso.
I will not give Pound Cake a sqeaky mallet.
I will not switch Twilight and Pinkie Pie’s medications.
I will not shave everypony in ponyville bald.
I will not paint a giant image of Dash blowing a rasberry/and or obscene gesture on the underside of her house.
I will not paint fake Cutie Marks on foals, or paint over the marks on those that have thems.
I will not relese bees into Cheerilees house to ‘pollinate’ her cutie mark.
I will not drug Twilight Sparkle and Shining Armor, stick them in the same bed, and paint a hickey on Shining’s neck.
I will not burst in on the roayl court, yell ’Smooze!” and then pretend to faint.
I will not send the Mayor a fake notice saying that Ponyville owes over a million bits i taxes due to clerical error.