in Equestria (such as booze or pornography, dear god I hope those exist in Equestria.)
With regards to booze,I believe word of Faust said that Equestria is under Prohibition… or something. That said, I imagine Equestrian pornography to just be really adorable and not explicit at all.
I will not drink from the paw print of a diamond dog to see if I turn into a werewolf
I will not use the above excuse to disguise my diamond dog foot fetishm
I will not show them really strange Japanese pornography and claim that is how we reproduce
I will not search explicit material on Derpibooru to use in Cheerilee’s Sexual education class
-I will not flash the foals and fillies during Sex Ed
-In fact, I will not convince cheerilees to let me teach Sex Ed
-In fact, I will not come within 3km of Cheerilee’s school
I will not use a sex change spell on Big Mac unless I want to be murdered by the entire female population(of both worlds)
-With Braeburn, it’d make no difference
I will not look Celestia and Luna in the mouth to guess their age unless I’m not particularly attached to my fingers
I will not attempt to get my hand on gingers for any reason whatsoever