I will not help Nightmare moon create eternal night to:
a)Gain favour with the vampires bat ponies
b)in order to steal the moon and replace it with a fake one
I will not enlist Princess Luna’s help in to start a war with the lunarians. Even if they are elitist Pricks
I will not forestall Winter Wrap up to collect enough essence of spring to awaken an evil tree
I will not spread a rumour saying that in order to win Luna’s hand in marriage, you need to complete 5 impossible requests
I will not enlist Pinkie Pie’s help in creating a party large enough to break the barrier between Equestria and our world
I will not hide under a bridge and jump out when someone crosses it with threats of eating them
I will not read SCP stories, Cheerilee’s Garden, Sweet Apple Massacre or I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream to the CMC as a bedtime story.
-I will not catch Philomena,cook her, then give her to Celestia for dinner.
-I will not claim that anything anyone eats is made from ponies.
At what temperature can you cook a phoenix?
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