Finish each other's sentences

eat.
 
Gotta run. I’m late for my…

Yoga Training Class!
 
 
I’m sick as hell, doctor says I have…

@That1GuyGAMER18  
ligma.
 
Who is Joe, you may ask? Well…

JOE MAMA BOI!
 
With Colecovision you can…

use the new voice module.
 
God you’re pathetic. You…

got to the end of the park in 7 hours!
 
Colecovison SUPER GAME MODULE: coming…

To protect your virginity.
 

 

 
Now, if I only had…

a condom.
 
If we weren’t in public, I would…

Buy you chocolate.
 
 
Oh, you thought were gonna do that? No no were just…

Gonna play AMIGA games.
 
The Vita failed to make much of an impact in the west because…

This generation needed it’s own version of the Beta Max to VHS
 
It wasn’t meant to be, what’s in it for me, now that you’ve decided you…

Run away and eat nachos
 
I couldn’t believe what you did last night, when you…

Actually got up and made me a sandwich
 
Never go to that place. Only the most vile of monsters go to…

GIVE YOU UP!
 
Dear Matt Groeing, thanks for the…

Tickets to the movies
 
Now that I am done with school, I can…

Finally get my kicks pumped up
 
Teach a man to fish and he’ll eat forever. Teach him to be the fish and…

He will give up at life
 
The house is made of…

Smaller houses
 
Hr dome did it the mad bastard. Got in his car…

And bought McDonald’s in the drive thru
 
Black Friday is actually very…

and screamed “TO HELL WITH BURGER KING!”
 
Here we are in the…

HIGHWAY TO HELL  
ON A HIGHWAY TO HELL
 
You haven’t eaten food until you eat…

Pickled pigs feet.
 
 
I am the pinnacle of…

Everything my parents hate
 
You were told there was a message for you but they said your name was…

pickleboy
 
the reason i wear glasses is…

To hide the fact I’m blind
 
German science is…