Finish each other's sentences

……my dog. He ate my beans.
 
 
My favorite jellybean flavor is……….

Puke. Pretty strong at first but gets soft like taffy
 
This is the best suppoert I’ve see for your class that doesn’t involve…

Childish name calling
 

 

 
Who can forget Bart Simpson’s classic catchphrases: Eat my shorts, Don’t have a cow, and…

Please not the belt!
 
You kids have it so easy. You know how hard it was to find obscure…

………uranium.
 
The only thing I believe is…….

In numbers and how much I can accumulate
 
This is getting ridiculous. I can’t keep up with all of you…

…. farewell mortals!
 
Inside my bag is…

……….a beautiful face that would melt your eyes.
 
The only thing I learned today is that…………

If your toilet paper is running out, you don’t wait until it happens to buy more
 
He’s like the Michael Clarke Duncan of his profession…

….He sells toys to all the good little boys and girls.
 
I wish I may, I wish I might, first star I see tonight….

Are you satisfied?  
Dig for gold, dig for fame  
You dig to make your name  
Are you pacified?
 
All the wants you waste  
All the things you’ve chased
 
Then it all crashes down  
And you break your crown  
And you point your finger  
But there’s no one around  
Just want one thing  
Just to play the king  
But the castle’s crumbled  
And you’re left with just a name
 
Where’s your crown,  
King Nothing?
 

 

 
Where will you be when…

….I never knew the charm of spring,  
I never met it face to face,  
I never knew my heart could sing,  
I never missed a warm embrace,
 
Till April in….

The year 2000.
 

 

 
In the future we will have flying cars; entire meals will come in pill form; and…

……a diet made of haggies.
 
I destroy, I build, but more above everything, I………

BELIEVE I CAN FLY
 
Can somebody PLEASE THINK OF THE…

REDHEADS THEY ARE ENDANGERED!
 
Out of all the ideas that failed I can’t believe the one that got big was-

…rubber shoes shot with 00-buckshot…
 
A bird in the hand, is worth two…

….glasses full of beer.
 
No, please don’t, anything but…….

Teen Titans Go!
 

 

 
At this time, I should point out…

…..how bad we messed up with our blackjack and hookers.
 
Is insulting that you think we always……

scare kids. Clowns is honest work dammit!
 
So you wanna know what’s in the water huh? Well we put-

…..hydrochloric acid, cocaine and some cyanide….oh, and Kool-aid, specially kool-aid.
 
One day of this, our leaders are going to start a war, and they’ll blame……..

It all on the kool-aid packs
 
There’s three and minus one over there…

….our safety record never was exemplary…
 
Gee Brain, waydda wanna do tonight,  
The same thing we do every night….

Go on the internet and mock people for liking things.
 

 

 
I thought love was only true in fairy tales  
Meant for someone else but not for me.  
Love was out to get me  
That’s the way it seemed.  
Disappointment haunted all my dreams.
 
Then I saw her face, now I’m…