Finish each other's sentences

PARTY LIKE ITS 1999!
 
You break into a TEXAN’S HOUSE YOU GONNA GET…

SOME GOOD GOSH DARNG SOUTHERNER HERE HOSPITALITY
 
They call him an awful person because more than once…

he drank the milk directly from the carton.
 
I had a nighmare today. You were there and…

were fed each other’s predigested organs by demonic birds with horsecocks.
 
Somebody once told me…

Once you go black, you don’t…

Come back.
 
He’s called 50 cent because…

he’s cheap as hell.
 
It only cost us hundred thousands of soldiers lifes to take this…

Ancient relic from Peru to DC.
 
DCEU will now be directed primarily by…

Former child actors.
 

 
 
“There must be some kind of way out of here,”  
Said the joker to the thief,  
“There’s too much confusion.  
I can’t…

See beyond my NOSE!
 
4chan /v/ board but every other shitpost of a thread is…

/v/ and /a/ doujin screenshots
 
Relax, it’s not like we’re on trial due to…

……….jaywalking.
 
I am the king of……………………..

THE MONKEY FOLK!
 
MMMM MM MM MM BUY YOUR OWN…

Giraffe.
 
Sir, you can’t sit…

…n that lion’s face.
 
If I was a genie not bound to ring or lamp, I will…

Double the offer at no additional cost. _{Just pay separate shipping and handling.}
 

 

 
In the end, the aliens were defeated, not by man’s weapons, but by that most humble of God’s creations…

David Hasselhoff.
 
And for my next trick! I turn this grandma into…

The Annelid worm.
 
They are extragalactic sentient machines made by a now-extinct ancient aquatic species of ET sea stars hundreds of thousands of years ago, and they’ve come to our solar system to…

Acquire classic American muscle cars.
 

 

 
So that’s when I say…

LETS BLOW UP BERKLEY!
 
WE ARE THE…

BEST AROUND!
 
…But unfortunately, he left the…

Cake out in the rain.
 

 

 
But the good news is…

I made biscuits!
 
Cookie monster stole the cookies from the cookie jar, and he’s got…

…en type II diabetes.
 
The number one cause of pony incarceration is…

Fighting with in-laws.
 
Find a pet but every time Rainbow Dash sings is preceded by…