Finish each other's sentences

Not actually what you thought it was
 
A waifu, in more coloquial terms is…

Not a suitable substitute for human interaction.
 

 

 
Knock, knock  
Who’s there?  
…

The one and only owner of your sorry ass
 
Worst month to book a flight is…

Every month.
 
A wiseman once said…

Suck a dick douche
 
Man, those were the days. When all you had to worry about was…

……dying from dysentery.
 
 
If you want to earn the legendary medallion of McGuffin, you must…………

Acquire for us a shrubbery.
 

 
 
We are no longer the Knights Who Say “NI”, we are now the Knights Who Say…

SQUEE
 
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled like…

catshit!
 
WoW + PUBG=…

= fortnite on Android
 
Hooves…

are for horses.
 
Catscratch got canceled because…

That’s what The Man wants you to think.
 

 

 
I can end your little problem right now; all I need is…

A river and bag of cement
 
 
And to my eldest son,  
I leave you…

A worthless piece of land to share with his brother.
 
There’s something I hate the most about you, and is……

There’s rarely anything to hate
 
System says the download will take around…

One second, or one hundred billion years.
 

 

 
With my dying breath I…

….curse QuasarNova for being a dark demon and Twi_Clown for being a buffoon.
 
If you speak of this I will………..

Eat ur ass.
 
So let’s address the elephant in the room…

It’s a fully-grown, female African elephant. How did she get in here?
 

 

 
It’s kind of a funny story, you see…

They made the car fly like it was a jet!
 
Facebook can go and shove their policies up their…

Friend’s requests. With a side of Reptilian Zuckeberg for good measure
 
And that’s why Dune is never…

Gonna get read.
 

 

 
When all of a sudden…

Tetronimos fell on the whole city!
 
Dr Robotnik likes his Mean Beans…

Like he likes his men:

Young and quiet
 
Wait, I meant…