Finish each other's sentences

I’m dressing up as you, so kinda need your skin
 
At the time, things worked differently than today…

Women were at the top
 
 
Lookout for his…

Chinese cousin
 

 
Meet the changelings german cousin…

Herr Hundflizchten
 
My cat is a real bastard. There was this time…

She killed 300 mice and brought all of them to MY ROOM!
 
Don’t be cruel to a…

Shape-shifter.
 

 
 
The best advice my philosophy professor gave me was…

Don’t act dumb
 
 
My grandpa’s last words were…

Don’t touch my Grave, Mijo.
 
Potato Knishes made with…

Love and lots of butter.
 

 
You just keep going down this road and the turn left at the…

Dog park.
 
Fidget Spinners+boomerangs=…

A one-way ticket to the Bone Orchard.
 

 
 
I’m afraid we’re going to have to remove your…

Balls, sir.
 
the Burger King goes to In-n-out and says…

Wendy’s is better
 
 
He is suffering from…

Parkinsons.
 
If you reply to me with a 😂 or 👌👊 ONE MORE TIME today, I’LL…

I’ll roast you on the internet
 
 
The only way to survive is to…

Become a zombie.
 

 
My friends and I were wondering if…

The mental health support system is starting to fail.
 
If George Lucas were Roasted today, he would react by…

playing along.
 
But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you…

My money
 

 
What happens to the changelings in the crimson biome they be like…

My || PENIS AND BREAST SCULPTURE COLLECTION! ||
 
Life is only what we…

Get a vampire
 

 
What happens if you…

Microwave a fork?
 

 
Oh great. Now I have to get a new…

Microwave!
 
The mirror buster is best used in…

Ladders
 
 
In the name of our father, our son, the Holy Spirit, and…

Bam Margera
 
That’s the spell for…