Finish each other's sentences

Cause emphysema and temporal blindness
 
It’s a major operations, one of the biggest dealers in the black market is making the moves on…

Julian Assange
 
Electronic fidget Spinners make tumblr go…

Happy for once
 
No time! We have to use these paddles and…

@QuasarNova  
play ping pong!
 
the worst hangover is when you wake up…

And have ED
 
Uranium ore + Spark man=…

A shiny uranus
 
I’m not talking about what you said, but rather…

The Jewels of Manipur
 
Welcome to the year…

Of the flairs
 
 
I wanna be…

A robotic fidget spinner
 
Time for the…

Wreackening
 
 
Orange is the new…

Purple
 
A banana a day keeps the…

Apple away
 
 
When I tell you to die for your country,  
then you will certainly…

Rise up to the calling.
 
Removing Kebab will get you a…

Kebab-less shish kabob
 
 
Friday the 13th part whatever,  
Jason…

Macklmore can’t spell his name right
 

 
A pt-boat is heading towards a…

Crash-landed UFO.
 
The world needs a new…

Country
 

 
 
When three changelings meets a random changeling king from another hive they be…

Screwed.
 

 
 
They’re on a collision course with…

Michael Myers
 

 
Uh there’s a guy on a crane southeast of your…

Flank.
 
I got a fast connection wo I DON’T HAVE TO WAIT…

For the cat videos to load anymore
 
 
The killer is near…

The border.
 
Vice.com is full of…

Well meaning perverts.
 

 
 
I need to wash…

MY JUNK.
 
I’m gonna make it to the…