Finish each other's sentences

Because I am the true American
 
 
All you have to do is add a cup of…

Flower and add it to the dirt.
 
If every college student is an architect, and every architect is creative, that means that every college student is…

Still gonna have to pay off their loans
 
 
Call now and get a second…

Mighty putty absolutely free
 
But to make this the best deal on TV…

We’re sending this offer across the universe
 
 
The suspense is…

Thrilling
 
If a tree falls in a forest, and no one is around to hear it…

It picks itself up again to do it when someone is around
 
 
Look to sky,  
It’s a bird,  
It’s a plane,  
It’s…

A PLANE COMING RIGHT TOWARDS US
 
That moment when you found out…

You fucked up
 
 
It was at this moment he realized…

He wasn’t going to die a virgin; but he was still going to die.
 

 
Everytime a bell rings…

A SJW goes an hero.

…
 
 
Well that was…

Anti-climactic
 
I can offer you a battle where…

You take on an entire army with just your fist
 
 
You just activated my…

Doomsday device.
 

 
Whatever you do, do not…

Look behind you
 
 
Who dares challenge…

My current cooking?
 
Speaking behind his back is going to…

Alert him
 
 
The fastest way to beat the final boss is to…

Use a codebreaker code that makes your character invincible
 
Game Genie, my first wish is for…

A better game
 
 
To complete the recipe,  
Add…

Spicy Marsala, then mix for 2 minutes
 
Before Casper was a ghost, he was…

A witch and before that he was a werewolf
 
 
I am the one who…

Stole cookies from the sacred cookie jar
 
Disney interactive went under because…

They found Walt’s frozen body and wanted to tell the world
 
 
I will win this bet by…

using life hacks!
 
Look mom, I can whip and…