Finish each other's sentences

And pulled the trigger
 
The reason why Ash won’t let Pikachu evolve is because…

He forgot that he can.
 

 
I once built…

This fully operational space station
 
 
Luke,  
I am…

GETTING DIABETES!
 
If a baby does not burp very often, he/she will…

leak.
 
These glasses make me…

Look like a tub of lard
 
If I read another SW lemon fic I will…

Do something with this lube and it ain’t gonna be pretty
 
Some of the boys feel…

Left out.
 
When we grew up and went to school, there were certain teachers who would…

Cosplay and pull pranks on the students.
 
They’ll take our lives, but they’ll…

do it real gentle-like.
 
We can always…

Sell the kids for food.
 

 
Down with…

ISIL, DESTROY THEIR PRECIOUS DOME!
 
We don’t need another hero, we don’t need to…

Save anyone. It’s Darwinism at it’s finest
 
Retcons are the easiest…

Way to start a fight.
 
We don’t need no education; we don’t need…

Your mum no more
 
On a day like this…

I want to crawl inside a whiskey bottle and hide from responsibility.
 

 
The classic American breakfast:

Guns and freedom
 
People are fighting for the approval of…

deep fried salmon and french fries.
 
An elephant never…

Cares about them birds
 
Head to the store and get…

@QuasarNova  
I think you got ninja’d there so I’ll do both
 
Perverts on the internet.
 
A knife, a shower curtain, and a shovel.
 

 
 
The Government doesn’t want you to know the truth about…

What’s inside the laces of your shoes
 
Enter the stage crossing…

The entire length and exit without even slowing down.
 

 
Relax, just a little pin prick; there’ll be no more [screaming], but you may feel…

Nausea
 
It’s natural to wish for…

@QuasarNova  
Infinite garlic bread.
 
Being an idealogue is piss easy and something anyone can do while waiting on the toaster. Real men…

Make shit up as they go
 
Oh by the way, your…