Finish each other's sentences

Know you won’t make it to the bathroom in time, because you drank from that spring that’s really just a really strong natural laxative.
 
He caught me off guard when he…

Said fuck it we’ll do it live
 
The process of…

Natural selection is clear
 
If this bottle turns blue…

You’re screwed.
 

 
It’s time to put down the books and pick up

The firearms
 
This list is incredibly…

a CD
 
Where is the…

Dammit. Everyone’s getting Ninja’d left and right.
 
Quasar: Hard to read.
 
#80FF: Thing… You know? With the blue, sparkly stuff and the… [Wiggles fingers]
 

 
 
I will choose the path that’s clear; I will choose…

To leave and live
 
While I was gone,  
He…

bought 2 tons of vodka and wine
 
While on Omeagle, I…

Steal everyone’s IP addresses so I can hack them later and pwn them in CoD.
 
I don’t always drink, but when I do…

I drink Zuma
 
What the use in feeling…

Happy.
 
You can save 15% or more on…

I pass out after one white wine spritzer.  
Acid.
 

 
Good evening, and welcome to…

your life.
 
Journey with me to..

Candyland
 
We must go into through the chicken neck in order to get to…

The other side.
 
 
Some people call me the Space Cowboy. (Yeah)  
Some call me the Gangster of Love.  
Some people call me….

KEYBOARD KOMMANDO!
 
In order to get to the next Joyful Burger, we must go…

Wendy’s
 
 
Always fresh  
Never…

Subway.
 
I tried to get away, but…

I don’t have any legs…
 

 
Now that we’re here…

You will never leave.
 
I tried to get in, but…

you set too many booby traps.
 
I see the light, it’s…

Actually some kind of fairy
 
if Disney continues SW after Episode IX, then…

We’re screwed.
 

 
There is a house in New Orleans, They call…

The rising moon.  
_{^{[Wolves howl in distance]}}
 
When I saw that deer in the woods, I raised my rifle up…