Finish each other's sentences

DINGDONG, ITS SO BIG!
 
False reporting will result in a..

Pulitzer award
 
The night lends itself to many things…

Such as lack of light
 
Coppercab plays Russian Roulette with Success kid and…

The gnome child blessed their crusade to reclaim the holy land from the Saracens
 
You’d do well in remembering…

That the lulz are REAL
 
If you update your switch next month…

It will be less memory for games
 
Don’t you love it when…

You get revenge on your moral enemy?
 
 
The path to enlightenment includes…

Posting as much dank memes as possible
 
Do not fear the man who mastered…

the art of juggling.
 
Hats are perfect for when…

You need to throw up.
 

 
Quoth the raven:

“Never more, fat ass.” He’s quite rude.
 
I scream, you scream, we all scream for…

Loud noises
 
 
We can change the world,  
I can do that without…

Wearing pants.
 
 
I’ll stop the world and…

Watch it burn
 
 
The first rule of fight club is…

YOU MUST DIE!
 
Every bullet is your…

Friend with benefits.
 

 
Nothing says loving like…

A nice spank to the ass
 
SO MUCH…

LEWDNESS!
 
This cave sure is…

Warm.
 
with my left arm I can stretch and…

That’s about it.
 

 
A dash of this, a pinch of that, mix in one of those and you get…

THE POWERPUFF GIRLS!
 
I’m trusting the gnomes first because…

They know the news
 
 
Let’s get right into…

Defeating the huns
 
He’s betting him senseless with that…

Umbrella of his
 
Oh,  
But what if…

You are already dead and this is all fake
 
This belongs to…