Finish each other's sentences

Dinner BEFORE BREAKFAST!
 
UHF couldn’t be released on DVD until recently because…

Weird Al forgot about it
 
 
Superman vs…

Mecha Ridley
 
If George Lucas had sold Lucasfilm to Sony instead of Disney…

Spider-Man would have a lightersaber
 
 
If you strike me down,  
I’ll…

Become a Kebab
 
Aim for the…

Crotch,  
So no more soldiers will appear
 
 
And for my final trick,  
I’ll…

Shoot clay discs with the spirit gun.
 
Welcome to Kawai island, where…

Everyone is a weeb
 
Chad is a…

complete and utter douche.
 
ROTHY hangs on…

A rusty meat hook
 
Jason,  
They’re here don’t let them…

Get to Tommy…
 
Spongebob is just a kid high on…

Every drug imaginable
 
 
Bang bang he shot me down,  
Bang bang I hit the ground,  
Bang bang…

…there is no sound.
 
I’ll let you sleep in for the night, but if you ever…

the police shot him down.
 
Just put a little bit of…

baby powder to hide the scars
 
 
It was all just a…

@NotYourAverageLurker  
I think you got skipped so:
 
Look in my closet you’ll never sleep again.
 
 
@Any Pony  
Cheap distraction from the real issue.
 

 

 
What rhymes with…

Orange?
 
 
Maybe the real treasure was…

Wisdom
 
If I push the green button…

The microwave starts.
 

 
 
This drink is called…

Sidiki, and it comes from Abu Dhabi, UAE via bootleggers
 
potato knishes + Falafels=

A cup of joe
 
 
Stapler+handle and you get a…

Staple gun!
 
Ramen+Bengali curry=…

An explosion of flavor
 
 
Don’t spend it all on…

birdwatching gear.
 
Know your…

Stalker,  
So you can stalk them
 
 
I need you to put a hit on…