Finish each other's sentences

Baldness
 
 
Every little thing she does is…

Adding to my death bed
 
As of this recording…

I have been put on ice.
 
AVGN’s 2nd movie will surely…

Be better
 
 
All villains deserve…

Obliteration!
 
The Krabby patty secret recipe is actually….

Other fish
 
 
You see that,  
That’s a…

Dynamite stick popping out of your butt
 
This chicken would taste better if…

I could taste anything.
 

 
 
I can hardly get any work done with…

Chad over here
 
 
This is Chad with other Chad,  
We need you to…

Kill us off…
 
I’ll have 2 number 9’s, a number 6 with extra…

Thicc pizza
 
 
The definition of insanity is…

A fucked up central nervous system
 
In order to defeat the giant monkey man and save the 9th dimension, you must have…

A pure heart and a gun.
 

 
But wait; there’s more! Act now and I’ll…

add the MIND ERASER FOR FREE!!
 
Chillow with a…

Pillow?
 
 
Don’t drink the…

Inca Cola, its EXPIRED!
 
Hetalia but with…

A bit of pepper
 
 
Who invited…

You to the coronation of Flurry heart?
 
The Nutshack but every…

Time they say nut, it loops
 
 
I have a degree in…

Internet retardation
 
1000°F Knife will now cut a…

Though another 1000 degree knife
 
I’ll prove to you that I’m…

The chosen one
 
What is a…

Motto?  
Nothing. What’s a motto you?
 

 
 
But first, funny man…

I’ll serve you brunch today!
 
Pink guy wants you to…

Climb ladders, open windows and snatch yo bitche
 
Hogan, we comin for you…