Finish each other's sentences

Methammepystophelic N****
 
You were supposed to destroy…

The Invid hive!
 
If you don’t leave right now, I’ll take a steel rod and…

Make you build more settlements
 
It needs to be…

More geshcooblacite, if you know what I mean.
 

 
When I was in the Navy…

A bunch of villagers started singing
 
It’s no secret that…

I hate you people, just don’t say it out loud
 
This is the tale of…

How My life got flipped-turned upside down  
And I’d like to take a minute  
Just sit right there  
I’ll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air
 

 
 
There is no greater crime against humanity than…

rape
 
Show up when…

President has been assassinated
 
 
I’m going to kill…

A Rabbi
 
That feeling when you…

Forget your fidget spinner
 
 
I love to play…

Gamecube games
 
I want be number…

two Number 9’s, a Number 9 Large, a Number 6 with extra Dip, a Number 7, Two Number 45’s, one with Cheese, and a large Soda.
 
The winner will get…

Lots of Hemp
 
Biggie Biggie Biggie, can’t you see…

I mean can’t you see me right now?
 
Won’t you come down to…

THE PARADISE CITY
 
So, you want to take…

The job?
 
Together with our…

Mead cups
 
 
Spying as usual, I…

Work for the U.S.S.R.
 
The defense will now speak,  
My client…

Is not guilty of murder. At the time the crime was being committed he was busy with a heavy task. Doing your mom
 
The only weakness I can find is…

A taller person
 
 
My gang consist of…

Children and old people. Most dangerous creatures that never roamed the planet
 
Why is the stake blamed for the frog’s leaping and impalement?

Because there’s one that went through him,  
You can even see it now.
 
 
Why didn’t you save her,  
You could have had the life you wanted,  
You could have had…

tentacle arms.
 
I came in like…

Inside your mother
 
Here is the best joke ever:…