Finish each other's sentences

Friendship was until I discovered…

An obscure film from the ’70s called…

Werewolves on Wheels where…

Despite the name…

It was actually vampires on wheels and the plot is…

that there’s a guy named Jean-Jacques who…

Discovered a world where the vampires with wheels lived, and the vampires had to…

get their leader to wake up and attack. But there was also…

An army of werewolves and…

the revolution. For far too long…

Mankind has had to…

Suffer from the oppression of…

The toaster. Now that’s a thing of the past thanks to…

The toaster oven! Now you can…

toast your bread and eat it, too!
Order now and we’ll also send…

Another toaster oven, 50 Life Size pony plushies of your choice and a free pass to the one and only-

Disneyland, order now!

Once I had a love and it was a gas
Soon turned out had a heart of glass
Seemed like the real thing, only to find…

Mucho mistrust, love’s gone behind

Step right up, step right up, and witness…

a better way. Get your game face on ‘cuz it’s…

Game time with the grand prize being…

35 American dollars and a…

Packet of bubble gum. Alright now let the games begin!

To start, you take an ordinary…

box and transform it into…